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"Our polling suggests people respond well to Trump's affinity for McDonald's. They say it makes him seem more relatable and human and less of an robotic algorithm run by polling data. Why don't you try to do something with that?"
"Oh...right..."
the trouble is that it's clear Trump actually likes mcDonalds. you can't just be trump by copying his manerisms what people like is the off the cuff authenticity
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
McChicken sauce? Do you mean mayo? What in the 
hell?
This reads like an advert
Fairly certain thatβs the idea
McChi/ck/en
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βI enjoy food from the establishment colloquially known as the Golden Arches, as do my fellow Homo sapiens that reside within the United States of America.β
Folks, Tim Scott, he goes to a McDonald's and he doesn't even order the Filet-o-Fish, what's up with that? And the fries, they look cold and soggy, like his campaign, what a loser. 
So weird how Trump is on one about the filet o fish, probably the worst thing offered by McDonalds. Real heads are about that McChicken
He's trying to get that Catholic demo back
I doubt Trump knows who Tim Scott is.
This is one of the most awkward photos I've ever seen. "Hello fellow working normal people, I too partake in the mcdonalds fries"
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i do love it when food satisfies my hunger
Death to all transphobes
Edit: wrong post but Iβll leave it lol
Thank you, I've been dying trying to find these emojis. This is still the funniest photograph ever taken.
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Pose with your fries, appearing open and honest.
McDonald's is easy to acquire and easy to eat.
This reads like the Twitter equivalent of a hostage video
I very much enjoy [EATING, DIGESTING AND EXPELLING HUMAN FOOD]
Can't even bother to stop at a small town American diner to pretend to eat anymore smdh
McDonald's grilled chicken mcwrap at 250 calories is both a dollar and pound bargain
from Earth
are you sure
I wonder if he actually ate that slop or if he only posed for it as required in the terms for the donation.
Turning my fries to face the camera. Dont want the public to mistake the branding!
This isn't a selfie. Who took this picture?
I've never actually had McDonald's before, what do you ~~monsters~~ non-vegans think about the glorious golden arches?
Literally can't get a worse burger
mr beast burger ghost kitchens have entered the chat
oh fuck
The fries are decent if you're craving salty potatoes
Everything else ranges from fine to terrible
Pretty mid, a testament to the timelessness of mediocrity
The breakfasts were the best part and they stopped serving them after 10:30. I blame wokeness and cancel culture.
The kids love it, my partner likes it. It's convenient, I guess, so we have way too much of it. I also think it's really shitty food, even for takeaway. I always feel greasy and morally bankrupt after eating that garbage. It tastes a lot cheaper than it actually is.
Sometimes when you've had 13 beers and are staggering around search for quick calories and shiny lights with which to occupy yourself it is a glorious place. The rest of the time it's garbage food like all other fast food joints.
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Hello fellow humans, I too eat food.
I thought to myself "what's with this guy? Is he ESL or something?" Politician sort of makes sense. God these people suck.
his christian girlfriend is just out of frame on the other side of the table
Everyone is saying this :)
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