lol start the clock now on how long before he dies of a ketamine overdose or something sus
maybe he will drive a cybertruck through the white house gates PLEASE ELON YOU CAN DO SOMETHING VERY FUNNY FOR ONCE
this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2025
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He needs to go on grok live or w/e rn and say he's not suicidal.
"One more thing, I am not mad. Please do not let them print in the papers that i am mad."
Jokes aside, I hope this takes an atom bomb to the dumbasses out there who still think musk is the smartest man that's ever lived. If you're that fucking dumb to not know Trump was going to use your ass then kick you to the curb, like he's done with literally every one of his business partners throughout the years, then I got a bridge to sell you.
Spending 275 million to alienate all of your customers and empower the party that has been calling for an end to your major revenue source for the past 20 years
A political master class
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So you worked with this guy who you knew was a pedophile?
And donated $200+ million to get that same pedophile elected president
Richest man in the world, calls himself DOGE, won't even raise a private mercenary army
Cringe shit
🔥🚨 TOTAL LOSER ELON MUSK IS TOO BUSY DROOLING ON KETAMINE & FIXING HIS FAILED PENILE IMPLANT TO UNDERSTAND THAT THE EPSTEIN LIST IS A RADICAL LEFT DISGRACE! HIS TESLA STOCK IS A JOKE, HIS ROCKETS CRASH, AND NOW HE’S ATTACKING ME BECAUSE HIS TINY “TECH GENIUS” EGO CAN’T HANDLE TRUMP’S SUCCESS! MAYBE HE SHOULD FOCUS ON WALKING STRAIGHT BEFORE TALKING ABOUT ME MAYBE IT’S TIME TO SEND HIM PACKING TO SOUTH AFRICA (DOUBT THEY WOULD TAKE HIM), MAYBE MARS! WHO CARES?! AND HIS ROCKETS EXPLODE MORE THAN BIDEN’S ECONOMY! SAD SPACEX!" 🚀💥
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i thought this was widely known
is this really a surprise to people?
Chuds have been in some airtight echo chambers for decades, this could actually surprise some dumbasses
Somewhere out there has to be at least one chud for whom this is a mind-blowing revelation
Hah, let's see ol' Donny wriggle his way out of this one!
(announcer voice)
i woke up to really bad derealization and this stupid fucking shit snapped me the fuck out of it lmaaao
marking this down as the greatest positive impact elon musk has had on humanity
330 million people collectively yelling back "WE KNOW"
brother - so are you
His brother was, if I'm remembering correctly
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ICE strike force has raided Starbase, Texas on allegations of human trafficking. Starbase is located on the Gulf coast less than a mile from the Mexico border.
E: lmao https://www.cnbc.com/2025/06/05/musk-trump-spacex-dragon-nasa.html
Elon learning that government can easily flex on even the wealthy when it decides to give a shit.
We've all known this for years
This is so funny
C+ crash out needs work
This was literally the Dem's october surprise last election.
I'm sure it will work this time, though.
I doubt that would suprise most people.
Can’t believe I got fired by these clowns
I am extremely sorry for your loss. I know you were a great asset to the country, and you swore to defend the constitution against bozos like these two. Meanwhile the only people who could actually do something about them are writing sternly worded letters. Just know that you will be missed.
Worst person you know etc
Gonna be really funny to see two people who are used to chuds believing anything they say try yo say conflicting things.
Gonna be even funnier to watch chuds try to figure out which of the people they have believed every ridiculous thing they've ever said is suddenly lying about everything.
I mean, so are you?
I was just thinking who the hell is an Elon fanboy and not an even bigger Trump fanboy? Of course it's ian miles cheong
Literally the dumbest person on Twitter
Woah. Elon from the top rope. Can’t see trump coming back from this.
Buying more popcorn 🍿
Will be forgotten in a few days if not hours
So I guess they're not friends anymore.
Is this an Ezhov disappearing moment?
This is all theatrics. DOGE is still embedded in all of the goverment, syphoning all data to Palintir, a Peter Theil company. All the damage is done, and Musk will get a gigantic taxcut from the shitty bill hes pretending to dislike.
This is all crisis management PR in action. Some firm hes paying 10 million to is coordinating these tweets to rehab his image with some splashes of ineffectual "RESIST!" bullshit.
Ill believe its real when he dumps 300 million into progressive campaigns or social safety nets, and not a day before.
Likely true.
I hope we find out it's real because Trump had ICE take Elon to CECOT.
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everyone already knew that but its funny to see the fallout
Wait... This is real?!
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