this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2025
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[–] abc@hexbear.net 83 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

lol start the clock now on how long before he dies of a ketamine overdose or something sus

maybe he will drive a cybertruck through the white house gates PLEASE ELON YOU CAN DO SOMETHING VERY FUNNY FOR ONCE

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 51 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

He needs to go on grok live or w/e rn and say he's not suicidal.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 42 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

"One more thing, I am not mad. Please do not let them print in the papers that i am mad."

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 35 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Jokes aside, I hope this takes an atom bomb to the dumbasses out there who still think musk is the smartest man that's ever lived. If you're that fucking dumb to not know Trump was going to use your ass then kick you to the curb, like he's done with literally every one of his business partners throughout the years, then I got a bridge to sell you.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 29 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Spending 275 million to alienate all of your customers and empower the party that has been calling for an end to your major revenue source for the past 20 years

A political master class

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[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 81 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

So you worked with this guy who you knew was a pedophile?

[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 27 points 4 weeks ago

And donated $200+ million to get that same pedophile elected president

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 73 points 4 weeks ago

Richest man in the world, calls himself DOGE, won't even raise a private mercenary army

Cringe shit

[–] dragongloss@hexbear.net 72 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

🔥🚨 TOTAL LOSER ELON MUSK IS TOO BUSY DROOLING ON KETAMINE & FIXING HIS FAILED PENILE IMPLANT TO UNDERSTAND THAT THE EPSTEIN LIST IS A RADICAL LEFT DISGRACE! HIS TESLA STOCK IS A JOKE, HIS ROCKETS CRASH, AND NOW HE’S ATTACKING ME BECAUSE HIS TINY “TECH GENIUS” EGO CAN’T HANDLE TRUMP’S SUCCESS! MAYBE HE SHOULD FOCUS ON WALKING STRAIGHT BEFORE TALKING ABOUT ME MAYBE IT’S TIME TO SEND HIM PACKING TO SOUTH AFRICA (DOUBT THEY WOULD TAKE HIM), MAYBE MARS! WHO CARES?! AND HIS ROCKETS EXPLODE MORE THAN BIDEN’S ECONOMY! SAD SPACEX!" 🚀💥

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 68 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

i thought this was widely known

is this really a surprise to people?

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 47 points 4 weeks ago

Chuds have been in some airtight echo chambers for decades, this could actually surprise some dumbasses

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 65 points 4 weeks ago

Somewhere out there has to be at least one chud for whom this is a mind-blowing revelation

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 54 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Hah, let's see ol' Donny wriggle his way out of this one!

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 34 points 4 weeks ago

(announcer voice)

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 42 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

i woke up to really bad derealization and this stupid fucking shit snapped me the fuck out of it lmaaao

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 40 points 4 weeks ago

marking this down as the greatest positive impact elon musk has had on humanity

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 42 points 4 weeks ago

330 million people collectively yelling back "WE KNOW"

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 41 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Ultrathor@hexbear.net 31 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

His brother was, if I'm remembering correctly

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 32 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Epstein was literally Kimbal Musk's 'matchmaker', so you're spot on

[–] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 16 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

And what are the odds elon is also a pedo. I wouldn't bet against it

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[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 40 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

ICE strike force has raided Starbase, Texas on allegations of human trafficking. Starbase is located on the Gulf coast less than a mile from the Mexico border.

E: lmao https://www.cnbc.com/2025/06/05/musk-trump-spacex-dragon-nasa.html

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 12 points 4 weeks ago

Elon learning that government can easily flex on even the wealthy when it decides to give a shit.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 37 points 4 weeks ago

We've all known this for years

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 37 points 4 weeks ago

This is so funny

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 36 points 4 weeks ago

C+ crash out needs work

[–] VapeNoir@hexbear.net 36 points 4 weeks ago

This was literally the Dem's october surprise last election.

I'm sure it will work this time, though.

[–] jackmaoist@hexbear.net 35 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Concerning.

Looking into it

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[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 32 points 4 weeks ago

I doubt that would suprise most people.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 31 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Can’t believe I got fired by these clowns

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I am extremely sorry for your loss. I know you were a great asset to the country, and you swore to defend the constitution against bozos like these two. Meanwhile the only people who could actually do something about them are writing sternly worded letters. Just know that you will be missed.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you being sarcastic lol?

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[–] Hohsia@hexbear.net 30 points 4 weeks ago

Worst person you know etc

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 27 points 4 weeks ago

Gonna be really funny to see two people who are used to chuds believing anything they say try yo say conflicting things.

Gonna be even funnier to watch chuds try to figure out which of the people they have believed every ridiculous thing they've ever said is suddenly lying about everything.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 27 points 4 weeks ago
[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 24 points 4 weeks ago

I mean, so are you?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 24 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 16 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

I was just thinking who the hell is an Elon fanboy and not an even bigger Trump fanboy? Of course it's ian miles cheong

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 13 points 4 weeks ago

Literally the dumbest person on Twitter

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 21 points 4 weeks ago
[–] cream_provider@hexbear.net 21 points 4 weeks ago

Woah. Elon from the top rope. Can’t see trump coming back from this.

[–] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 4 weeks ago

Buying more popcorn 🍿

[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 18 points 4 weeks ago

Will be forgotten in a few days if not hours

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

So I guess they're not friends anymore.

Is this an Ezhov disappearing moment?

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 33 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

This is all theatrics. DOGE is still embedded in all of the goverment, syphoning all data to Palintir, a Peter Theil company. All the damage is done, and Musk will get a gigantic taxcut from the shitty bill hes pretending to dislike.

This is all crisis management PR in action. Some firm hes paying 10 million to is coordinating these tweets to rehab his image with some splashes of ineffectual "RESIST!" bullshit.

Ill believe its real when he dumps 300 million into progressive campaigns or social safety nets, and not a day before.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 19 points 4 weeks ago

Likely true.

I hope we find out it's real because Trump had ICE take Elon to CECOT.

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[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 13 points 4 weeks ago

everyone already knew that but its funny to see the fallout

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 16 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Yep, he's calling for Trump to be impeached now too.

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