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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's a firefox extention that filters out everything irrelevant to the recipe. At this point as soon as I open the browser half my ressources go into reverting enshittification.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was life changing when I realised uBlock Origin can block whatever I want from web pages and not just ads.

All the links at the right of an article, headers and menus that want to continue occupying screen space after I've scrolled down, the entire comments section on some pages. Bam, gone.

Pages with cookie banners that don't have a one-click reject all button? Just block the banner.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Those are put there for SEO purposes. Google favors sites with these big stories. The copyright issue alone doesn't justify what's there; you could do a quick blurb of a few sentences and it would be enough. Plenty of cookbooks do that.

This is why a lot of those sites have a button that says "skip to recipe". It's a bunch of text that's meant to be for robots, not you, and they really don't care if you read it.

Now that it's being created by LLMs, we may have the first known example of human language written by robots and intended for robots. Welcome to a cyberpunk dystopia.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

SEO is part of it, but it's also literally just more physical real estate for ads. Recipe sites, including personal recipe blogs, are infamous for the sheer volume of ads placed on them. Yes, everyone just scrolls to the recipe so it kind of doesn't matter, but longer text means more space for ads.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So why not put the recipe first, and the bullshit after?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Search engines favor text earlier in the site. Text "above the fold" (the area where you wouldn't have to scroll to see it) is scored higher.

https://www.pedalo.co.uk/seo-experiment-text-position-keyword-rankings/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Ahh, that explains it then. Cheers!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

That actually sucks. Googles SEO algorithms force websites to homogenize.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because that's what computers used to be for. Now we drive engagement.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But OP stated that, the text only being there to manipulate SEO, the authors don't really care of you read it. So out it at thd bottom, after the recipe!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I think I live in a dreamworld like in the old show Computer Chronicles when computers were presented by scientists and used by engineers to do actual work. It was easy (for me) to grasp.

Now we have every sector of human activity, including those I consider at best useless, at worst harmful, like endless advertising, merchandising, propagandizing, misinforming, etc boosted exponentially because of essentially free computer power.

Not building a leisure society and using our tools for good, instead we just amplify the worst aspects of humanity.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I've had to explain that to people soooo many times. All those words, all those pics (with alt text), it's just to make the site higher on the search results...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's so much "work" done in our capitalist society that is actively creating a drag on our lives, all to extract more money from us to the billionaire class. It will never be enough for them. Bezos and Fuckerberg would own slaves if the state allowed them to.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But I was told capitalism was the most efficient system.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Don't worry about it, it's just more efficient.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Add “cooked.wiki/“ in front of any recipe url to preserve your sanity

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

time to make a recipe website that hides the recipe in JavaScript, but leaves the story in HTML.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Satan: “Alright, let’s all calm down for just a moment.”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Just make the recipe an image that only appears when you rotate the 3D dog to face 👉 this way

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If the "jump to recipe" button doesnt work or doesnt exist, Im out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sadly, by the time you see that the button isn't there, you've already given them the visit and ad impressions... Well, unless you run an ad blocker but what horrible person would do that?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Adblocker FTW. Also im pretty sure ads dont pay shit without clickthrough. God the current financialisation of the web sucks ass.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

The cruel part is that it was nested somewhere in the story and he scrolled past it just after day one.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey OP, please credit the creator if you can next time!

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/muffins

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh wow, didn't realize it was cropped.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I don’t think it is cropped? There doesn’t seem to be a signature or watermark or whatever on the original either.

So I guess you did your best on this one. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Holy fuck I needed this in my life

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A website that begs you to download their app instead of just having recipes?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

True, it does advertise its app. But you can still put in a recipe link and it cleans it up without the app or logging in. Which is way better than the original recipe website.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Recipe articles are probably the best examples of web content whose only real purpose is ad clicks. All of the text is flavor text, in every sense.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Is there a site that does it right? I just need an ingredient list, times, temperatures and maybe a handful of specific pointers if I really need them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

seriouseats.com used to be a lot better, but the fluff before the recipe is generally focused on why the recipe uses the ingredients and quantities it uses, what else was tried, and what the results were. Especially for the older articles written by J. Kenji Lopez-Alt, it ends up being almost more useful than the final recipe they land on. I know you were asking for a no-frills recipe site, but this approach is great for two reasons: 1) you can scroll to the bottom for a no-frills recipe, and 2) if that didn't work, or if you want to tweak it, the full article has a ton of helpful information, and not, like, a biography of the author's grandma.

His chocolate chip cookie article is a all-timer for food science.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Someone should make a browser extension or something that automatically recognizes what part of the page is the recipe, extracts it, and only shows you that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

The paprika app does this

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

swissmilk.ch

chefkoch.de

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

recipe-scrapers, a python library for scraping the recipes only from hundreds of different recipe sites and blogs. Powers other tools like pure-recipe. Doesn't use AI.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You of in the food and of out the cold hot food

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Come again?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I use https://www.copymethat.com/ and share an account with my wife. The app makes it easy for us to use while cooking and scraping recipes even works on mobile! You can add the ingredients to a shopping list, and it even organizes them by aisle/category!