Fiiiine, but you'll have to settle for a hand job.
this post was submitted on 01 Jun 2025
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FBI? not where I live!
(Laughs maniacally in hetero.)
Ompossumble! I've never felt like this before
I intend to be in the middle of a circle of dicks by this evening. Someone needs to buy alcohol to help me perform.
Oh yeah
Let's see which companies were doing it for the goodness of their hearts
Or just avoiding being cancelled and a backlash for being accused of something they are not
And ICE stands ready to make anyone who was not reported disappear.
Jokes on you, I'm so scarred from my divorce, you wouldn't realize I'm secretly straight.