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This actually happened to me with Jade from Beyond Good & Evil

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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 113 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

It is waaaaay too easy for anyone to go on a r34 site these days lol

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 84 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

These days? Mah boi, back in my day you'd very easily end up accidentally watching something horribly illegal just seconds before your computer is bricked by a Trojan.

Sometimes, you weren't even looking for porn!

[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I remember the first porn site I ever went on.

It was whitehouse.com and I was looking for Whitehouse.gov.

It was in the school library too. On a beige crt monitor!

Life was simpler back then.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I remember back in 1998 in my Desktop Publishing class, a girl wanted to sign up for an email address. I told her to go to hotmail.com to create one. She typed in hotmale.com and got a whole different kind of website than she was expecting.

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I think I was looking into renfair type stuff once and told my friend to go to chainmaile.com (long gone now) saying "that's 'mail' with an 'e'". He did not go to the right website.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

the lawless years of the internet were beautiful, i experienced most of them when i was a child, and i turned out normal (that's a lie, of course, i'm unsure how watching happy tree friends or one man one jar at 12 years old fucked me up, but i'm sure it did, somehow)

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think there's an entire generation of us that thinks tubgirl, goatse (I remember reading the guy's story, or at least someone pretending to be that guy and writing the story), beheadings, and hatchet vs. genitals are completely normal experiences. Who didn't watch all those, right?

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Seeing tubgirl, goatse, and meatspin put a temper on my curiosity to the point that I can say I've never seen two girls one cup, even though I think it was the most "popular" out of all of those except maybe goatse. Hearing the description was enough to sate any curiosity.

I also know that Rick rolls are wholesome because it replaced surprise links to those. Plus Rick Astley is a genuine treasure and I'm glad becoming a meme didn't end up hurting him.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 57 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

these days?

I've had r34 sites bookmarked in 2000, when I was a teenager

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 30 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

Sure, but you weren't accessing those sites from a computer that fit in your pocket and that you carried around with you at all times.

[–] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not at all, a magazine is basically a computer but with faster data access speeds while sacrificing some read/write capabilities.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Also, like Lemmy, video is not supported.

[–] klao@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)

What do you mean by video not being supported on Lemmy?

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago

Jokes aside, seems to be an issue with apps supporting it, because it does work on the web app which means Lemmy itself does support it.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That isn't Lemmy, that is just your client.

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[–] klao@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

It was a mp4 video and it displays fine for me, but heres a webm and tell me if you can watch this one

[–] Tehdastehdas@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I see this one, but not the other one. Web interface, Firefox, Linux.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not until Blackberries and the Sidekick were a thing.

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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I keep forgetting how young I am

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[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

Good. Nothing wrong with porn or erotification of things that don't exist. We're just horny beings.

[–] wizardbeard 11 points 3 weeks ago

The worst is when you come across story spoilers for something in your backlog when you're browsing.

[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 93 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I assumed she's from a game, but didnt know the game or her name. All I know is the meme template:

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

all I know is:

YOU SHOULD'VE PICKED MERCYYYY

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You should learn how this game works

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's a line from the song.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 91 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Everyone's minds are going straight to porn, but I have an explanation for this:

There is a lot of lore in OW; Blizzard has a ton of videos on YouTube that do a deep dive into it. Entire mini episodes of the stuff. My nieces and nephews (all under the age of 8) love every OW video Blizzard uploads. They didn't know there was a game, either. To them it's just another cartoon.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 66 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's from porn and it's not even debatable.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 9 points 3 weeks ago

Username checks out

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 25 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Fake - Overwatch is first person so the brother wouldn’t immediately recognize the character being played if he was unfamiliar with the game and just entered the room

Gay - the brother watches hentai

[–] Sasquatch@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago

Most of my time playing OW is watching my killcams, which are third person

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

You literally see the character in overwatch in the lower left hand side corner.

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 20 points 3 weeks ago

I've said it before and I'll say it again

Overwatch is an amazing porn series, that has a shit game adaptation

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This actually happened to me with Jade from Beyond Good & Evil

Mine was loona from helluva boss. I wondered what the fuck this wolf thing that kept cropping up in random places was, then found the show and thought it was brilliant.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hazbin hotel is also great

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[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

FPS game, you can't really see which character he was playing with

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Overwatch pops into third person pretty frequently, and you can see them while picking a character.

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The only time mercy pops into 3rd person is when doing an emote or receiving a team mate.

[–] nyctre@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, she receives her team mates on a regular basis, alright. He he

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

I think the OP is talking about himself. Kinda fucks you up when your first look at a cartoon or video game character is porn and then you see the real thing.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 3 weeks ago

FNF mod might be the cause

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This actually happened to me with Jade from Beyond Good & Evil

I see Beyond Good & Evil, I instantly upvote.

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[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

First person shooter

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