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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"visits an orphanage" = how can we exploit this place with AI to make money?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

"Good news kids! You are being adopted by my shitty, invasive LLM! You won't need real parents or a home because you will each have your own virtual 'mom' who can you give shallow encouragement and inaccurate, hallucinated data. And all you need to do to keep your new moms alive alive is do data entry drudge work for 20 hours a day to feed them!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Steps into the orphanage.

¨So who of you kids would like to be adopted by a corporation and have a long and fulfilling life plugged into the matrix?¨

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago

Haha. Fell for it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I thought there was gonna be a joke about his crypto eye worldcoin thing when it mentioned eyes. I wanna call it a scam but I frankly don't know. I just assume anything crypto related is a scam.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

That seems like a good instinct to me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Worldcoin" is explicitly a project to create a global database of retinal patterns to sell to governments and law enforcement agencies.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That feels scary to me. I don't know why ... I genuinely don't know how governments or law enforcement or even private entities will use that data but it's like 23andMe. I just don't want them to have it.

And paying for that information in crypto feels shady too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yep, mass surveillance, AI, and crypto all rolled into one big police state power play. Isn't modern technology wonderful?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Anything crypto related is a scam. It's just a question of whether you luck out and get off of the pump-and-dump ride in time. The rich people who only see it as a financial instrument for speculation are counting on people holding on for even greater profits so that they can be left holding the bag.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I just assume anything crypto related is a scam.

Wasn't always the case but definitely is now.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

He has the face of inbred "nobility"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Those eyes have seen the AI future that we can for now only have nightmares about.