What if it just had an ear of corn? Would you still call it a unicorn? Or a corncorn?
this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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Unicorn, but its just 
sticking outta their head.
Nuclear tipped ICBM horn unicorn
unicorn with a sling instead of a horn and it trips a lot
US American unicorn = unigun 
I choose the nunchuckorn
Unicorn with nothing but the fist of a trained blackbelt horn.
Everybody acts tough until the AK-47corns gallop by
Unicorn with a boomerang.
Everytime it gets into danger it launches the boomerang which flies off at high speed to hit the target, but then it boomerangs back and hits the unicorn on the forehead and also knocks it out. This had led to the myth of unicorns being peaceful creatures because you'll usually find them seemingly sleeping peacefully alongside a potential predator.
Last night I had this post up while falling asleep and I kept trying to click the 'Unicorn with a gun instead of a horn.' and was really sad it didn't hyperlink to an image 😿