Goron sommeliers:
this post was submitted on 18 May 2025
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Isn't the existence of Gorons kind of apocalyptic? Rocks aren't renewable, eventually the Goron will consume all mantel level rock and begin descending down into the Earth till they consume all of creation.
Maybe they figured out that those boulders that block paths and hidden grottos reappear when you leave the area and they farm them as a renewable food source
what do gorons poo though? maybe it all works out
they poop out rocks
what should i pair with a nice tasting of pitchblende?
A nice Goon box of Golden Oak Fruity White
What's with the made up rock
they are all real rocks
they're minerals 
One of them is not like the others
Business idea: a woo woo crystal healing clinic that also a wine bar.
Signs I’ve perhaps done too much geology and drank too much, because a lick of slate and Riesling actually sounds incredible lol