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[–] [email protected] 152 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 128 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When girls show me their fine China: 😏

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How about when those girls have low Social Credit score?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Rebel in the streets, freak in the sheets!

[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My 8 year old still plays coloring games with Elmo on his tablet. He ain't got no time for girls per china.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard 70 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I do both, not to brag but I'm as good as two 8 year olds combined

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

At 8 years old I was going to the woods and and saw the girls per china and let them touch my pp. And this was a normal thing to do. We were not burdened by the brainworms of adults.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Clearly they were trying to spell β€œper capita.”

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Aww they're growing up to be a gold digger

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nothing is hotter than a chick with a great visual representation of properly sourced data points. Little kid knows what's good.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

β€œLabias and flabias and flip flaps”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Is that how it works? Like a file-o-fax made of mortadella?

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard 12 points 1 month ago

If it works, it works

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Hey it's nice to know the top results are educational/art and not just porn.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It's just because pergin hasn't hit the mainstream yet.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"fwcking" makes me want to delete the internet

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

It's a deep reference to Old English from before U and V were differentiated, I'm sure.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

fuucking

it’s a double U

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is pergin supposed to be close to?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Could be "virgin" and they have completely misunderstood what it is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Oh so it’s not a word, but just horribly misspelled

"Per China" = vagina? Damn, I was so far away from it

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If "stones per gallon" can be a measurment unit then so can "their per China"

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

girls showing their vase (China)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's from the Minge Dynasty

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

So this kid doesn’t know how to even remotely spell vagina, but knows the difference between there their and they’re?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

Most people knew that by 8 in my experience. You learn that when you're 5 or 6 in school.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My guess is they use voice control and they dont know how to pronounce it. Kids dont type these days

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

this sentence entered my brain and got firewalled immediately for my own safety

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Could be auto complete from the phone's keyboard, but also we do not have enough information in this screenshot to assert they know the difference. They only use one.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

This kid needs spelling lessons indeed, time to sign up for extra lessons.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

A while ago my wife showed me her peregrine. I didn't understand at first. I didn't really want to get close to it because its beak looks sharp. Turns out it's pretty nice though. They are very trainable and excel at hunting. The peregrine falcon is the fastest animal on the planet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Think he meant verge China.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Probably since stupid brain rot they saw on Roblox

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