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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

*opens Hexbear*
*sees weird vertical line*
*tagline says: "Ceci n’est pas une tagline" (or something similar)*

Me: "Oh, just another stupid tagline joke. Just reload the page, I guess."

*weird vertical line is still there*
Me: makima-huh

Yeah, you really got me with that catgirl-disgust

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A post so bad it makes other posts worse

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

i tried really hard to break the title completely with zalgo style ~~text but couldn't~~https://hexbear.net/comment/6157497

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

this post had foreshadowing

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

OH I SUCCEEDED

but only on mobile i think? this does not show for me on pc

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

on my pc it does show, on the right

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

yeh for a split second i thought my screen had cracked

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

yeah you got me too

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

not sure what that means just happy to be included

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

nah it does show on pc too in firefox nice job i love unicode

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Weird it doesn't do it on my firefox

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I think it depends on the the font. If open developer tools and change stuff I can get it to work.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

The best part of when it suddenly appears when the main text enters the screen.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

What if all the other posts' titles just decided to do that

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

badposting is breaking containment sicko-beaming

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

now this is podracing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Hitting the comments page with this certaintly is interesting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol hell yeah what did you doooo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Zalgo, it abuses unicode's ligature system to chain additions to letters. This allows for things like: Ḁ̵̢̡̢̡̡̧̧̨̢̢̢̡̨̡̡̡̧̨̧̛͕̯̫̮̹̙̟̩͎͍̰̳̱̤̝̜̗̪̫͙̖̱̦̻̞͉̥̜͖̹̞̲̰̗̤͍̻͙̜̦̥͉̱̣̞̪̯̳͈͎̝̰̦͚̫̤̭̝̹̰͉̮̰͚̝̩̬̦͚̥͙̱̪̹͕̱̝̪̹̼̥̩͎͍̰̬̲̺͍̱̱͚̟̻͓̞̗̗̣̖͉̥̪̜̳̞̘̩̰̞̭̝̗̗̮͔̪̠̭͍̞̮̺̹̦̝̦̯͕̳̰̩̝͉̗̯͓̼̹̮͎̹̝̺̗̺͚͇͕͍͇̲̤̤͚̹͛̒͂̃̀͌͊̂͋̿̂͊̂̓͐͊̏͋̈́̋̓̏̒͛̓̆̈́͌̎̀͊͗̔͑̏͊̒͂͊̾͂̿̐̊̒̽̇̿̉̔́͑̈́̈́́͛̎͊̌̍̈́̓̉͗̈́̇̏̃̌̓̒̆̉͛̌́̈́̇̊̀̌̔̀͑̍̽͆̏̈̌̃̽̒̈́̆̾̒̇͐̈́̋̓͑͛͗͑̈́́͛̾̉̓̑̔̉̑̅̀̄̐̎͆̔̈́̓͊͌̿̀̍̈́͋̋͆̀͑̉̃̉͒͗̎̋̓̋̃̔̄́̏̌̅̈̍̾̐̾̋͆̒̾̿̏͊̽̂͐̈̑̑̿̄̓͛̌̅͑̓͌̿͌͗͊̊̈́̆̃͒̿͒͊́̕̕̚͘̕̕̚̚̚͘͘̚͘͜͜͜͜͠͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅ

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

After Zalgo generator didn't work. What I actually did was ask Deepseek for a "reddit title that sounded like a magic spell" then said "make it completely incomprehensible with symbols and shiz".

Deepseek said "i got you bro" then proceeded to spit out this, which also broke Deepseek's own box.