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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Alas, the iceberg lacked staying power: Pretty photographed the 30-foot (9.1 meter) phallic structure on Thursday, April 27. It collapsed the next day.

Hate it when that happens.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn good find.
Jolly damn good find.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

What kinda coincidence is this? I feel like someone must've sculpted it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I feel the same way. I know exactly nothing about ice sculpting, and after typing this I guess I try google... what did the article call it? Sobmething that made me think chunks of glacier is otherwise normal near the coast of Dildo.

But that just seems like an extremely well place dick joke. That someone or multiple people risked their lives to pull on. Off.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

My family is from nearby. Unironically hundreds of icebergs a year pass that area. It was honestly a matter of time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

And that person was {insert favorite prophet or just someone you hold in high regard}.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

y'all hear about the dick-berg in dildo??

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A penis-shaped iceberg floated by the town of Dildo, Canada, which isn't too far from the city of Spread Eagle and the town of Placentia. (Image credit: Ken Pretty)

It can't be.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (5 children)

That is an accurate statement.

There are some quite tounge in cheek place name in NFLD.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Let the comments begin.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I’m so tired of this ‘will-they won’t they’

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Reached for comment, local resident Dick Cock said: "LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT WHITE COCK!!!!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

2 years old but funny

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Quite the opposite effect of what happens to me in the cold!

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah, first thing I thought was "Wait - again?!?". That would have been one hell of a coincidence.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It's the hovering part that surprises me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

everything reminds me of her

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Ah, so that's where I'll find my Super Samples.

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