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[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hegseth has got to stop leaking his chats.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Congratulations!!!!

You win the internet today

[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can't help but imagine a table full of people holding their glasses up to cheer and one person upside down with their bare ass in the air lol

[–] Gott 26 points 2 months ago

Not just a bare ass, but a bare ass with either a beer bong or a turkey baster inserted into it.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Since no one's answered the question, yes it would show up on a test.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

As long as it doesn't kill you because you are bypassing your liver and stomach that way and it'd be super easy to overdo it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Just a few glasses" with no hint of irony

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

That was a segment on "1,000 Ways to Die"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

But not the breath analyser right? Do they use analanalyser, or just bloodtest?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The breathalyzer tests the alcohol in the breath. An analyzer tests it...well I'll let you figure that out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

What a dimwit whoever named yzers for your bum like that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It would show up on a breathalyzer. It doesn't measure what you drank, but rather what's in your blood.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Found Kavanaugh's alt account!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One day you're just a normal guy, then - BOOF - you're on the supreme court.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

And if you don't remember why, you should unplug your butt

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But they really only test for it if they think you're drinking at work

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

It's r/probation. If he got a DUI or something, he wouldn't be allowed to drink, and they do random testing.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

To answer this guy's question, yes, it would show up, because the alcohol is present in your blood, and thus, your pee.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Actually it's not normal to have blood in your pee

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Naw, i think thats just you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah, you're right, must have been a blockage in the pee tube. I picked around with a needle in there, and now I also get blood. Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Always glad to help someone increase their blood flow!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

The poop hole loophole only goes so far.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I wonder which option their family would prefer...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

This is a complete new level of stupid.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The science says that for it to work, you need two Turkey drumsticks in first to soak up the alcohol quickly afterwards. Even better with mash, carrots and stuffing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Im suprosed wine enemas aren't a recommended cure for Measles by the new and improved health department.