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Well yeah. Turns out people who aren't in fear of being deported won't work for a fraction of minimum wage paid under the table.

The cold war ended when the Soviet Union ran out of money. And frankly, there are still people trying to keep it going.

The only reason it stayed cold the whole time is that both sides had nukes. Even the most adamant of chicken hawks hesitated to pull the trigger with the consequence of the world becoming uninhabitable hanging over our heads.

Every accusation a confession; no exceptions.

He's just there to steal credit. Just like everything he's been a part of.

I mean, is it necessary to have a destination? Just get them going and let them sort it out from there.

It's low as a percentage of total packages, but some areas are worse than others. For instance, in San Francisco it's necessary to leave the trunk of your car open overnight so professional thieves don't break your window to check it.

Most of what they deliver isn't worth stealing. If they continue trying to take over the high end courier business, though, I doubt they'll last long.

There are a small subset there that are pathologically obsessed with the freshness of the fish they eat. Getting parasites from barely prepped sushi is not uncommon.

Even in the movie they weren't technically aliens. It was just ancient sapient black goo that was here long before we evolved.

Technically, it would be battery.

I imagine one of them going home, getting a side eye and trying to claim "no, I was at a strip club, honest."