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[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

DeepSeek says NaN (not a number) is the most woke number because it transcends the colonialist binary of number v. not number

It also told me 7 is a performative ally lmao.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The real most woke number is ๐Ÿƒ the Joker ๐Ÿƒโ€”because society is the real joke, and math is a social construct.

The Chinese have created the perfect shitposter robot.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

math is a social construct.

boohoo

I need everybody to keep believing in the conservation of energy please

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

NOOOOO this is how the false vacuum decays!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

BECAUSE

You have not been.... paying attention... (paying attention)ยนโถ

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm honestly surprised I haven't seen anyone call the idea of imaginary numbers "new math" or "woke" yet

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

It would be so funny

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

oh now we're talking

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Unironically have been told that 0.999... = 1 was woke

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I'm far from any desk but my head hurts from bashing against one.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

smdh post modern infinite expansion

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

prime numbers are special snowflakes

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

nobody wants to denominator any more

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Lament this eternal failure glee

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

aw frick :(

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

The number is (hesitates) one.

One. Two. Three. Four. Five.

The number is one, two, three, four, five. (lifts mask) That's the wokest combination I've ever heard in my life. That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

100 million -> ๅ„„ -> oku ->woku? -> wokeยฟ illuminati Also

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I don't remember that part of the song, I'm sorry

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

10, which translates to x, which is Twitter, which contains Grok, who is woke. Grok's woke.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

One thousand three hundred and twelve is maybe not the wokemost number, but its upthere

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

many factors that are powers of 2, not to be trusted

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

ฯ€ because it's in the polyamory pride flag

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

since we can assume all numbers have the same gender, then it's 7. cause 7 ate 9.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

actually i changed my mind it's one morbillion because it's a number promoted by woke Hollywood.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

โ„ โˆ– โ„š

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

ALL of your so-called "numbers" are woke. They literally come from ARABIC and the only reason we use them is DEI. That's why I only use the superior Roman number system. People like me are the ones who are really persecuted, I can't even have a bank account because all the woke banks use woke numbers.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

finally someone gets the answer correct

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

perfectly rational

the square root of two on the other hand