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[–] [email protected] 100 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's it? I've work jeans in 32°C

[–] mexicancartel 4 points 2 years ago

Same in 39°

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

US here. I wish we'd switch to metric. It makes so much sense.

The degree of variability describing temps in Celsius makes me cringe.

If we had to stick with imperial to avoid your goofy temps, I'd have a tough decision to make.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I love Celsius for scientific means.

I love Fahrenheit for outdoor temps at a glance. Below 0 and above 100 are the areas where you could die from being outside too long unprepared.

In Celsius it's ... below -17 and above 37... wat

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

That's kind of arbitrary though, and very dependent on humidity.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The degree of variability describing temps in Celsius

I don’t know what you mean by that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They mean it's not as precise or relatable as farenheit for talking about the weather. Like in farenheit 0 is cold and 100 is hot. Also more precise from one degree to the next. I just assumed that's what they mean from reading this topic many times before, but I don't agree with it, I can kind of understand, but the relatable part is just based on what you're used to, and the precision is moot, you can go after the decimal point in Celsius if you need further precision, which you really don't when talking about the weather anyway.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

My zip offs come off well before then.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"When it's 80..."

"Good lord! It's eighty degrees outside! Twenty degrees more and water is boiling! and you're messing with your pant legs, what the fuck is wrong with you?"

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

What's the joke? Cos I only get 17.4% of it.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

After thousands of steps I'd like to have removable legs. To put them into the freezer until tomorrow and wake up to them ready for another round of abuse.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I've wanted to invent modular clothing where a lot of the pieces are interchangeable so you just zip off the legs and zip them to your shirt on case your arms are cold but your legs aren't.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (4 children)

....are your arms and legs the same length!?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

No, that's why you have to have a bunch of different modules to reconfigure. I do have relatively long arms though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Okay so I was going to post a link to a Lego set as a joke but I can't remember the name of the theme. It was this set where these aliens could shape shift by swapping their arms and legs with other aliens. The joke being that arms and legs were interchangeable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You could then simply zip off some more from your belly fabric and append-zip it on your arms. Or if you're even colder, zip it on your neck to get a polo neck. Hell, ideas are coming in!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Isn't that just a wardrobe with extra steps ?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I mean the ratio between your armspan and your height are 1:1 so it wouldn't be that far of

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Look into techwear, some of what you mentioned is integrated

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

The modular clothing thing is mostly a running joke between friends and I, but yeah that makes sense that techwear stuff would have that.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Key point to remember for men like me -

This only applies to men who are at least somewhat attractive.

If we go out there and do that, we'll be arrested

[–] [email protected] -4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Federating was a mistake lmaooo

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Correct, who let the tankie out of their echo chamber?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Gross, who let the Hexbearian in here? Now we have to fumigate.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Wait, are zip-off pant legs not high fashion?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

It's an on off fashion thing.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I have 2 pairs of those pants, but they are my fishing pants. That means I wear them while chopping a path to a fishing spot. Then I zip the legs off and go for a swim when it gets too hot to fish. They are also made from a material that dries really fast.

But they are purely utilitarian. My partner thinks I look like a dork in them. But they aren’t there when I zip the legs off and get all sexy alone in the woods. Lol.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

How can pant legs be high fashion?

They're low fashion.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He doesn't even wear pants though. Now, if the ladies saw someone wearing "cool guy" underwear...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

He doesn't now. But for one glorious episode, Beth accidentally switched to shorts and then justified it by saying they were tearaways.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Gotta show off that calf striation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If only men could be convinced to wear leggings in the summer 😔

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I wear long pants year-round. Even when I worked as a greenskeeper at a golf course.