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A Boring Dystopia

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The world we live in isn't just dystopic, it isn't just stupid, trying to describe all the ways it sucks just makes for a really boring story.

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I can no longer tell what is and is not satire. (mander.xyz)

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Is this a joke? What else could be under that tarp? It even has a little flap for the plug.

I feel my ability to understand satire is being attacked by reality.

And I checked the comments and its a mix of musk riding:

"I don’t understand how people get so easily manipulated into hating someone that has done so much to change our life’s. Elon is great man and is doing great things for our country and uncovering so much corruption and honestly he needs more credit"

or thinking this is a joke:

"That’s not hiding the fact that there’s a swastikar under it"

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[–] [email protected] 128 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Dude should get this wrap.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That actually looks better. But it's still a swastikar.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

It’s crazy how much less offensive it looks. I’m shook.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

Pre-rendered textures mapped onto simple polygons. Literally an N64 game model.

I guess this is the driver:

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Can't even wrap them, it destroys the bodywork.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Not beating those "low-poly" accusations

[–] [email protected] 118 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"I don’t understand how people get so easily manipulated into hating someone that has done so much to change our life’s. Elon is great man and is doing great things for our country and uncovering so much corruption and honestly he needs more credit"

That's got to be a Musk alt

[–] [email protected] 77 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Why does he feel uneasy, the windows are unbreakable.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I always thought that was a weird challenge to issue. And why would you want unbreakable side windows? To frustrate a rescue?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I’ve never thought of it that way, lol. Tech Bros must just say and do whatever they think will earn them the most praise and money. I think that is why they raised that because it was being marketed as an “ultimate truck” even though when it panned out it was the complete opposite.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There have been a few tesla based deaths/incidents based on a clear lack of a planed way out.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh, it killed a CEO. And sister-in-law to Moscow Mitch? Nice.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Elon has this thing in his mind where the world will turn into some apocalyptic dystopia like that Futurama episode where Fry freezes himself for another 1000 years. That's also why he put a bio attack mode in the Model X.

And now he's doing everything to make sure the world actually turns into that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The bio defense mode is just a HEPA filter from what I can tell, my Seat Leon has that which I often activate in tunnels during winters as studded tires are creating a lot of concrete dust.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Yeah, no doubt it's probably not a wise idea to take a Model X into a WWI battlefield.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Uhh, if you were the kind of enormous asshole that Elon Musk is, would you want to ride in any unarmored car?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

probs because Tesla owners are getting their cars vandalized lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Yeah now no one will know whats under that tarp....

(do they think people do not have object permanence?)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ideally with cans of brake cleaner. On the paint and clear coat. Brand them, like Brad Pitt in Inglourious Basterds.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago

Now it just looks like it's joined KKK

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Spending all that money on an automobile, and not bothering to park it in the garage.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait, that place I put all my junk too good for outside but not good enough for in the house is for automobiles?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

The garage only has space for two of my vehicles when empty anyway. Besides, how else are people going to keep tabs on how my project car is going? They need to know when it finally has wheels.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (4 children)

A friend of mine just bought a Toyota tundra and it's too long to fit in his garage. Honestly I never would have thought that'd be something you need to check first.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

But then his neighbors won't see how much he owes the bank!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I mean, have you seen these things? It's entirely possible the monstrosity doesn't fit in the garage!

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's that thing really that long??? Jesus fuck

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Pictures don't do them justice at all. They are hulking monstrosities in real life and it just doesn't really come across in pictures.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah crazy, this is the first time I have seen one and gone fuck that's stupid large. And at least here in Australia they won't pass our laws so I'm unlikely to ever see one. The thing just gets worse every time I look towards it hahaha

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

While it doesn't pass the laws in Europe either I have seen news article about one being imported into my country under some special loophoole law.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago

I don’t understand how people get so easily manipulated into hating someone that has done so much to change our life’s

Not all change is good, you dimwitted simpleton.
It's lives.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Now it’s ready for the KKK meeting.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Shit, I forgot about "swastikar", I kept shouting "Nazi Car" at all the Teslas in DTLA today.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I'm partial to 'truckkk', but that obviously only works in text

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

It might also be Saddam Hussain.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

That thing is stupid big. Or he is a really small man, which could be the reason he bought that.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

OP is definitely shitposting. Honestly it's a pretty funny one!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Man don't put a loose cover on it like that outdoors, it'll scratch the finish and cause it to rust! Oh wait, I guess it does that anyway.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if you can apply something adhesive under the tarp and let it just sit overnight. There so many terrible things you can do under a tarp quickly and without anyone even knowing since the cameras are convered up.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

After sealing up cracks and drafts in my house, all I can say is one can of spray foam can cause unimaginable frustration.

Ziptie the trigger and chuck it under the tarp.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

You guys need to see his fb page. He’s clearly rage baiting and it’s working great for him

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

I mean if I were foolish enough to buy such an ugly, hideous, disgusting pile of garbage like the cyber “truck”, I’d be too embarrassed to admit it too. But then again, I guess if I were foolish enough to waste that much money, I’d be too foolish to feel shame.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Given that "existing outside" is harmful to it, I'm guessing that the covering is basically required.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Why did someone put a car cover on a dumpster?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Swastikka Tent optional.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

perfect example of the disconnect

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