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Ötzi

Ötzi, also called The Iceman, is the natural mummy of a man who lived between 3350 and 3105 BC. Ötzi's remains were discovered on 19 September 1991, in the Ötztal Alps (hence the nickname "Ötzi", German: [œtsi]) at the Austria–Italy border. He is Europe's oldest known natural human mummy, offering an unprecedented view of Chalcolithic (Copper Age) Europeans.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

op said wrong answers only

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I couldn't find a rightward facing Moai so technically it's still wrong lol

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Amazing, he's been on a paleo diet for all his life and still hasn't shat himself!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

kinda looks like there's no ass cover on those chaps he's wearing, i guess that's the secret to the paleo diet

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

So i actually looked this up and it seems he wore assless goat chaps and a sheepskin loincloth. The reconstruction doesn't show it, but he also wore a hat made out of bear fur and a leather coat with some kind of liner made of grass underneath. Dude was way up in the mountains, had to keep his butt from freezing off somehow.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Early man gazes into a bewildering future.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Lib, laugh, Grug

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

"Look who finally came out of their room"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Retvrn to tradition, reject metallvrgy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I am not married, but if I had a spouse for a decade or more and our lives were too intertwined to disentangle, I feel like they would often give me the same look the dark haired woman with her arms crossed is giving the camera.

it is simultaneously familiar and cryptic. like I just said something clever, but there are crumbs in my beard.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

the dark haired woman with her arms crossed is giving the camera

She's the main reason why I started the thread.

it is simultaneously familiar and cryptic. like I just said something clever, but there are crumbs in my beard.

I've been there.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

BearSkinCheeks

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

He was 245 years old? Damn I'll become a paleo diet weirdo

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Angloid on angloid phrenology.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Youngest US government official angel-biblical

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Homelessness is gone for years.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: