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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Lookit that birb!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I am a straight cishet man and I like boobs. Come cancel me commie woke mob.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Oh no. When I said "boobs" I actually meant "dialectical materialism" it was a typo became the open source keyboard I use on my phone is outdated.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Sure, sure.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

updates are revisionism good work keeping it outdated comrade

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

But bobs burger are the best

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

I'm calling in backup

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Weren't they in like a few months ago?

Like we knew Woke was over because Sydney Sweeny was on SNL and she has big boobs which Woke people hate?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

It's like the hokey pokey. You put your big boobs in, you take your big boobs out, you put your big boobs in, and you shake them all about.

That's the highest level of seriousness I can muster for this discussion.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Yeah it's hard to keep up but I'm going to keep enjoying that garbage (boobies) anyway.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What about bazoinkas please tell me that bazoinkas are still 'in"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Thank GOOODNES

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Hell yeah, I love that cat

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

The big boob fandom is dying, like if you're a real big boober.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Bobs are only over when the last bob enjoyer says so and that's that

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I found out what kakarots wife's name meant and seeing that her father is the ox king then it dawned on me. stress

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

For me, it's baps

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

All boobs are beautiful (mine are small and hairy and I love them)