better take whiskey off the shelves... Said nobody.
What the fuck even is a history book?
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Al Capone was just just really into hot chip
italian mobsters born after 1931 can't hunt wolves all they know is lie, racketeer, and smuggle alcohol
He couldn't McDonald's or charge they phone back then, so he had to double down on eat hot chip and lie.
You say that this product shouldn’t be sold because it might kill you, but have you considered that this other thing might kill you too? I am very smart.
White people fundamentally do not understand how spice works, like I have eaten hot wings where the only flavor is spicy, a chemical spicy flavor completely disconnected from nature whose sole purpose is to cause pain.
Like in cuisines that have used spices for thousands of years, it's understood that spiciness is meant to complement the other flavors used in the dish. Like there are hot-as-fuck Sichuan dishes that are nevertheless easy to eat becuase making it really hot isn't the only consideration in the recipe.
Like for the sake of white people we can't let them have anymore exotic flavors. Think of what they will do to themselves if Sichuan peppercorns ever get really popular. They will create a tasteless chip with so much numbing power it will cause permenent jaw paralysis.
The one chip challenge is just macing yourself in the mouth for people who want to feel like they are above macing themselves in the mouth. I love spicy food but IMO once you start adding capsaicin extracts to anything, you've gotten lost somewhere.
White people just see spices as challenges (see also the cinnamon challenge) that are meant to be conquered. There is to be no joy in Anglo life, only heroic victories over the asiatic menace known as "flavor".
I've eaten bits of straight-up reaper that taste good because they're so strongly aromatic, and sauces that people ostensibly intended to taste good, but which taste like pool chemicals because it's full of capsaicin extract.
Anyway, just chop/mash/powderize actual peppers instead of doing dumb chemist shit with them.
Gnawed on a fresh Bird's Eye chili once, it was crisp with a satisfying snap to it. Also the roof of my mouth went numb for a while.
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they will create a tasteless chip with so much numbing power it will cause permenent jaw paralysis.
that sounds like a good time. it would be cracker fugu
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Eat hot chip and die.
wriggle around in ruling class vampires that think wearing superficially "minimalist" clothes and having a glass and steel view of their infinity pools makes them less like modern sun kings.Can't even enjoy hot chip while you lie anymore 
Neither of those points make sense. The label didn't say, "This chip might kill you".
Nor is there evidence that the guy ate the equivalent of 3 bottles of whiskey in hot chips. The story I read implied he ate one chip, which is the amount the manufacturer intended you to eat, since they come in packages of one.
Nothing chuds like more than licking corporate boot. Speculating about preexisting conditions is their favorite pastime whether it’s a cop murdering somebody or dying from eating hot chip
And even if it did say that, it would be unenforceable.
Casual eugenics treat lover
you know you'd think a headline of "poisonous food kills child" would have most people on board with banning the poison but here we are
A few years of "children are CROTCH FRUIT from POORS that SHOULD NOT BREED" 
ideology didn't help.
gotta add the eugenics at the end just as the final touch
kid
thankfully removed himself from gene pool
IN THE SAME SENTENCE.
“Darwin Awards” and their consequences 
Are anglos really that much of a pig for punishment where they line up to eat the pepperspray chip?
The American life is increasingly devoid of effective stimulus and thus self-destructive or seemingly self-destructive acts are used as stand-ins for "feeling alive".
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Alright now which one of you has been going around scratching the liberals again?
Freddy Krueger, but instead of a brick wall, he's dragging his claw against a bunch of 
all lined up.
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that's not even a treat it's volunterily undergoing torture to prove you're tough what the fuck
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"did you KNOW they had to put a warning in super man costumes telling people it couldn't make them fly? Such IDIOCY am I right people are IDIOTS they are so STUPID and now I will say that Idiocracy was a DOCUMENTARY because of all these IDIOTS"
"Yes I think the problem with US healthcare is too much government regulation"
This is an American pastime: bitching and moaning about how everyone else is dumber than you. This is most clearly seen in driving, where everyone is somehow “above average”, according to themselves.
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I like hot chip and whiskey
TO DIE
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