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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Imagine a bathroom where instead of water, everything is piss. Every valve pipes in piss instead of water. You go to the toilet- filled with piss. You take a shit and flush, only for the toilet to be filled with fresh piss again. You go to the urinal and flush it, piss streams down when you flush instead of water. You go to wash your hands and the sink puts out hot and cold piss. You must clean yourself, so you get in the shower. Warm piss comes out of the showerhead, and gets your hair wet. Don't even think about filling the tub.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Okay what about if I turn the shower to cold does cold piss come out

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This post is thought terrorism. I'm putting you on my personal terror watch-list

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

wtypstanaccount, you cannot get on my brain airplane

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Shower with your mouth open, gargle some piss

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Don't even want to imagine the bidet