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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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boohoo replace my ice cream you piss babies!

And who used my toothbrush?!?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Well, my cat ate hexbear and farted on all my ice cream oooaaaaaaauhhh

I'll replace your ice cream for you: dem

Also communism is whan no toothbrush so that means that nobody used your nonexistent toothbrush

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oh, yeah, sorry about your...

Wait. Toothbrush? Where's your colonbrush, then? What do you do if you get an itch up there‽

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I just use the same brush for both. In a way the colon is the mouth of the ass, after all.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

fidel-cool What are you gonna do about it? Go tell the mods. They will only ban a poster

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Our toothbrush

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

i bet you had it coming. lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

We had to fart somewhere, c'mon now be reasonable.

edit: OUR toothbrush comrade.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

can-excuse-1 I can excuse red fash tanKKKie-ism, but I draw the line at lactose intolerance!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Can I fart on your cat?

Okay, but only one assload of fart.

And then he...