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Good news, you're describing a tree. You can do this
Burying a tree would be a real pain though.
Unless it was like a bonsai
The prompt was "If you could"
Comrades 
some dignity >.>
dignitree
gommunism
Friends
My wife: "Gold... Oil..."
For an oil tree, I'm imagining it would be it's sap.
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What if i bury myself alive until the tree sprouts? Get some breathing tubes and such.
Clone tree
Though as the tree's "seed", you would have to remain there forever to keep giving it life
Bet, alternate version of me are just as valid as the OG. I'll carry on to start the Zoive(Zoift hive)
Hex, is it immoral to become your own omelas? Asking for a friend.
Becoming Omelas (a body that lives in the dirt forever) so that you can destroy Omelas (The United States) is moral, because eventually you will achieve world communism and will be able to free the dirtbody.
It'd go to Washington DC and bury one of those small suitcase nukes.
yards of linen
Apples.
This way I have fresh apples tomorrow and I don't have to go to the store!
diamonds, so i can disprove the labor theory of value like a boss, epic style
A giant panda. A plant sprouting large mammals would be a scientific marvel.
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communism
Houses
I’d give them away for free and crash the housing market hard
is the speedy tree growth a property of the soil, location, or of whatever we plant in there? if i plant a fruit do i get a tree that gives out instant growth seed versions of that fruit?
because if so i'd like to patent 1 day growth date seeds.
REAL ANIMATE TERRACOTTA SOLDIERS SO I CAN HAVE AN ARMY TO OVERTHROW THIS ROTTEN EMPIRE
NOTE TO FEDS: THIS IS A JOKE AND IS ENTIRELY FICTIONAL THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ANIMATE TERRACOTTA SOLDIERS
Do we need to stick to the laws of physics, or can we get magic involved?
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Salted and roasted sunflower seeds. I have an apple tree, and it is the bomb!
A Nintendo Switch
Hot chip
An amalgam of precious metals. Gold, platinum, palladium, tec.
Burgers!
Enriched uranium
pecorino romano chesse wheels
Gun tree
USB cables probably
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