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This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
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Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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I opened this in this in middle of a doctor’s waiting room
Propaganda of the deed?
showing this to my doctor the same way you show pictures of haircuts to a barber
I made this into a Discord server emoji. I'm sorry. I had to. 
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We'd get the gooner support we so desperately need
no revolution has ever succeeded without a strong gooner base
marx failed to consider the need to put the lumps in lumpen-proletariat
Does the lyrics sheet for the Lumpy Space Princess song "These Lumps" count as reading theory? 
Dang these new posters from Bluesky are good
yeah half of us are flat earthers but we don't really talk about it
oh that’s a relief i figured that’d be another point of contention. i’m a hole earther btw. i think we are all in a hole
that's the prevailing view here, even among people who don't know it yet
We have that in classic hexmoji form also 
I should've probably looked in among the gifs first lol
We're fine with alternative views. Personally I think the alternative look is hot as hell. You could be Goth here even.
And yeah, Marx is pretty big here. His views are only natural and I'm sure they'll become more popular in time
Uh as a feminist I believe breasts of all sizes are communist
This is a Dengist subreddit in favor of Bashar Al-Assad with no information that can lead to the arrest of Hilary Clinton, our fellow liberal and queen.
large breasts are bourgeois decadence
This is Engels naturals erasure
it's a crime you bluesky posters didn't come here earlier 
To each according to their need. My need is to grow big boobers. Marx would approve
They hated her because she spoke the truth
gtfo natsoc (nattyist socialist)
If one person has big bazongas and another person has smol booba then we must redistribute some of the big bazonga to the smol booba. That's called communism
No, you misheard. You'll get invited to be part of a band, not banned.
Holding open auditions for The Means of Lactation's new drummer
:marx-bazonkers:
Tom Bombadil had big naturals and it worked out great for him.
alternative views
The fuck do you need more views for? Front/side/isometric/plan are the only views I'll ever recognize