why is she a DJ
this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2023
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Kids love DJs now
is girl boos supposed to be an entendre
A bit of wordplay
Here in Australia, American breakfast cereals are only sold in lolly shops (candy stores)
that and "convenience stores" that are just a front to sell grey-market nicotine vapes
looking at you, EzyMart, you killed the pie warmer near my favourite pub and replaced it with Lucky Charms and Hershey bars you prick
Gender marketing in products should be banned entirely.
~~Gender~~ marketing ~~in products~~ should be banned entirely.
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Am I missing something or is it gender marketing because there's a girl on it?
I hate that so much of the stuff I used to really enjoy was literally just fucking poison marketed to kids.
Send not to know for whom the slop sells,
It sells for thee.
Can't believe they made cereal political
Wait, what? Aren't those cereals all based on archtype van hellsing type monsters? They went with a zombie DJ? Witch is just sitting there on the table, isn't it?
She reads a little Bride of Frankenstein's Monster with the hair
I'm going to say at least it feels more original than "frute brute".
They just needed to make her a clear distinct monster. I can't tell if she's supposed to be a zombie or the bride of Frankenstein.
Like all they had to do was put a yassified skeleton girl on the cereal box and I'm pretty sure that would have been better.
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