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I was offlije for 12 hours and apparently every single American has lost their minds over garbage bags and squirrels. What in the actual fuck is happening
this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2024
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~~October~~ November surprise
the squirrels are angry about No Nut November
Gonads and strife. 
my phone broke because i'm a drunk so i've been offlineish for about two weeks. no idea whats going on anymore
Half of all Americans won't acknowledge police brutality and authoritarian overstep when it happens to poc, but will for a squirrel.
This whole thing is stupid
genuine question
what the fuck is this squirrel and why are we even talking about squirrels I’m so confused
Apparently was a squirrel that became prominent on social media (which someone was keeping as a pet). Squirrel was seized by the New York State Department of Environmental Conservation (DEC) and euthanized, presumably because it was a squirrel that was being unlawfully owned in New York state?
presumably because it was a squirrel that was being unlawfully owned in New York state?
The response to a pet being 'unlawfully owned' (accepting the absurd premise that you need someone's permission to befriend a squirrel) is to kill it?
it's the New York answer to every question, baybee, ayyy ooooh!
Aaaay, I'm euthenizing over here!
It bit a 
Yeah, I don't get it either
Seems it would've been easier and more humane for that department to just hand it over to a wildlife rehab facility, all other things the same?
They took it from a wildlife rehab facility, he wasn’t just some dude with a squirrel, he was opening a wildlife rehab center
It keeps getting stupider
I think there was something having to do with rabies?
Apparently they euthanised both the squirrel and a raccoon that the guy also owned because the squirrel bit one of the cops and they wanted to test the animals for rabies (which I guess can only be done posthumously?)
99% chance the cops lied about being bit to kill it
Murderpig lying about something so they have the chance to kill? Say it ain't so
There's no accurate rabies tests except for brain biopsies
That squirrel’s name? Albert Einstein.
Conker's Other Bad Day
The simulacra reaches the end of its cycle, ceasing its relationship to anything that came before, becoming an entirely new image, both, at the same time, devoid of meaning and full of it, like some binary unit.
We truly live in the dumbest of timelines. 
It is a coworker story because I've heard this exact same story from the chuds I work with, except it was about an alligator. It would be the only thing that punctuates his thoughts before he goes back to talking about crimes.
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That's a fine opinion you have there...
THAS WHAT I'M FUCKIN TALKIN ABOUT BABY