Disgusting
Ok I pull over for this owl flashing it's thigh, c'mere you lil' feller
this post was submitted on 31 Aug 2023
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You have seduced the owl, and gained access to it's dirt lair, now what?
Take a nap in the dirt 
You have recovered 2d4 HP and regained one focus point
The Owl approaches with a scroll in it's beak
The scroll reads, "Our lands have been parched due to the actions of the Piss Wizzard, will you help to end his reign of urine?"
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Little feller just sunnin’ themselfs
Those legs. ..
Every time.
That's the sound of the 
woop woop
holy fuck. holy fucking fuck.
Me: what could a lewd owl possibly look like?
Opens thread.
Me: Oh. Hm. Yeah. That would be a lewd owl.
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