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[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 years ago

Real kino art is back on the menu boys.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago

measurehead — "GOOD ART CLARIFIES THE MIND AND HINTS AT FORGOTTEN VALUES. GOOD ART IS MAN'S DIVINE RIGHT AND TERRIBLE DUTY. THE WHINING, COPING, HAM SANDWICH RACE WISHES TO DESTROY THE CANON."

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (7 children)

Uhm epSCUSE me, it is actually Very Important to have Good Art as it can only be produced and appreciated by superior* (*western, male) beings such as myself, see below for an important example

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That is legit a great sculpture too. Cloth is extremely difficult to sculpt.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (6 children)

It's technically very impressive, and the artist is obviously very skilled, but I don't think it's good in terms of being interesting art

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Anyone know who the artist is? I'm curious what else she's done.

I can see where you're coming from. How everything is flowing, the fabric and the hair, is interesting to me though. But I'm biased, I used to sculpt. So maybe the skill on display is all I need. I wonder if she's done anything that might be more interesting in a different way.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Calling myself Dark Triad man because I piss the bed

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Good art is when awooga

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Some twisted, malevolently bad cartographer somewhere:

:sicko-yes: i'm making this map wrong on purpose

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Pokemon GO players editing Open Street Map

sicko-ness

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am "instinctively recognized as a scam".

Only thing that really fits is NFTs.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Idk, that was my experience of Pilgrim's Progress

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So we agree, Pregnant Vegeta is good art. stalin-approval

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)

His whole feed is distilled fart-huffing. Gonna grab a few favorite snippets:

Beyond a certain level of intensity, ambition, and drive, of course "normal" people will start squirming around you. Elon knows this and has made his peace with it a long time ago

Only Ayn Rand was smart enough to predict that incompetence and an ENVY for excellence will lead to dystopian social outcomes.

The Unabomber Manifesto🧵

Ted Kaczynski’s IQ: 167 Harvard admission: At 15 Youngest ever math prof, UCB: At 25 Money spent by FBI to find him: $50+ mil

The manifesto attacks modern civilization like nothing else before or since

13 best insights from a Philosopher-Terrorist👇🏻

It's amazing that Jordan Peterson delivered his most based material inside a fucking university.

And now that he has infinite wealth he can only deliver platitudes.

I have to stop, this could go on forever

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

It has to be satire.

Right?

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

this feels fascist

this is basically the nazi obsession with removed art (the fact it was removed implies worse words than what I actually said)

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

If "Hints at Forgotten Values" and "Believes in, and tries to produce, beauty" weren't enough then "Good art is man's divine right and terrible duty" should remove all doubt. Its most definitely Fasch.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm "SETS OFF A DOWNWARD SPIRAL"

Also, this feels like a personal attack on my art.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Also on Trent Reznor

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

1859 had so many fucking bangers very-smart

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

The world was created in 1800.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It sucks that perspective, color theory, light logic, and anatomy don't exist anymore. I wish it took even less than a single google search to find art tutorials, artists with open commissions, and professional artists posting their work on instagram. This is coming from the same jokesters who deride people for studying art for their occupation. This is a funny one because it doesn't even feel like they're saying poor or queer people shouldn't exist, this is just them being uninformed hypocrites straight up.

Edit: Noticing that Fun with a Pencil (Pain with a Pencil), came out in 1939. Loomis' work has been wildly influential on how people do figure drawing/portrait drawing but somehow standards were decreasing and continued to decrease despite his influence in the realm of "art"

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'M COPING. I'M SEETHING. I'M A WASTE OF TIME.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

oh is there a picture in this post? haven't seen it

[–] serpentofnumbers 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

I mean who would want to be shitty right wing coffee anyways

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (3 children)

How are these losers still crying about Duchamp's fountain over 100 years later?

data-laughing

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

makes you feel weird

Waaah, all art must exist as shallow, uplifting slop!

mocks the concept of values

How dare an artist endeavour to make something that questions my values!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (17 children)

The only real difference between good art and bad art, if there is such a distinction, is whether the art is revolutionary or reactionary. Art that serves revolutionary politics is good while art that wallows in some reactionary nonsense is bad. It's quite telling that values has to either be hinted at or mocked, leaving little room for openly politicized art. Could it be that this loser has reactionary ideas but understands that those reactionary ideas can't be openly expressed so they must be hinted at?

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

dude is a pro at making site taglines

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

One time I recommended Uncut Gems to a coworker, and she gave it a shot. She said it was the most bizarre film she had ever seen and it was completely contrary to her values.

I asked what she meant, she told me she thought Howard was going through a redemption arc. That he'd eventually see the error of his ways after winning the basketball gamble and go around to everyone he wronged to apologize, hand them money, and then convert to Christianity (yes she said this). She told me she felt weird for days after seeing it. I think she's more used to watching creepy evangelical propaganda movies.

So that's what this guy reminds me of

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wonder how this guy feels about David Lynch

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

The irony here is that, based off the conclusion’s definition of bad art, the chart itself is bad art.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

I do see some "high art" as money laundering shit bought then traded between rich fucks (sometimes actual shit put in a can and shit like that), but that said, yeah, the idea of "good art" reeks of up-yours-woke-moralists

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Long way to say that according to them, good art conforms to their biases, while bad art challenges them.

I'd argue it's the opposite. Good art should challenge the way you think, it should be capable of making you uncomfortable.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

It's a good thing art and its reception don't serve as barometers for fascism.

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