I know exactly what would happen. I'd laugh really hard
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Yeah, I'd probably give my self a hernia.
Vance beats kamala in the election
That sliver of never-Trumpers would do it at this point and Trumpers will show up just to fill in the bubble next to his name one last time. Democrats blame Kamala's dad and purge everyone with based relatives. 
in shambles.
I'll need a new bit account 
I'm honestly not sure if this would help Vance or hurt him, but I do know the conspiracy theories would be hilarious.
He becomes the occluded Mahdi to 
people and didn't really die and is going to return on January 17th or the 20th on the innaguration to do the storm bigly, believe me
⛈️ 
so you're saying trump can displace the totally alive 145 yo kennedy and become the truest imam
I'm still wanting to know more about what the Q dude that has the eagle in Dallas's deal was when all the -48 cultists went there
You don't have to hand it to them by any means, but the Q cranks have some fascinating characters
I'll say kamala beats Vance. Dudes a fucking weiner and the only charisma he has is saying that Trump picked him.
The republican party has essentially spent 10 years doing nothing but convincing their base that Trump is the only person who can do anything and nothing can get done without him. They will find another hog to cult of personality, but the shake up after his death will be hilarious.
Obviously they will believe he is still alive and that he won the 2024 election (and 2020).
JD Vance
Probably conspiracy theories leading to another riot like Jan 6 but much smaller.
they'd do him like that warhammer guy and jd vance would be the first sacrifice
So instead of sacrificing psykers to the Astronomicon we're saccing incels?
I would be banned from family chat for the amount of times I’d immitate “Donald Trump burning in hell” by audio memo
He'd win the popular vote and it would be president Bagger Vance
He would still beat KDolph in the electoral college.
Blue MAGA would performatively scold leftists for celebrating his death while secretly breathing a sigh of relief. Red MAGA would think he got poisoned by the CIA and shoot up a poll booth or something.