Most accurate trolley problem.
this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2024
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I may be tied to the track now but one day I'll be driving the trolley
I know the situation is dire, but we mustn't fall into doomerism. We need to use these dire times to build ourselves up, to get more informed and more class conscious, to become better Marxists, to help each other and our communities, and to propagate our ideals and grow our movements. Think of all the work done by socialists in the 20 years leading up to the Russian revolution, without it, there wouldn't have been an October revolution.
help I am actually tied to the track. (the track is time). why is there a cat screaming outside my apartment?
Why wouldn't the cat be screaming? In fact, if you knew what the cat did, you'd be screaming too.
Is this a reference?
no its real life
time comes for us all.
Unfortunately, the clock is ticking. The hours are going by. The past increases, the future recedes. Possibilities decreasing, regrets mounting. Do you understand?
there is a lever but all it does is lower a projection screen to obscure the view of the trolley
The lever makes Tim Walz turn a big dial that says "NATIONAL CHAUVINISM" on it while looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on The Price is Right. Ya, you betcha.
How else can I enjoy my bottomless mimosas?
It makes it look like everyone on the track is smiling and giving a thumbs up
Is that really all you can do? Watch?
Technically no, but it do feel that way a lot of the time.
I would love to hear some ideas
No, but trying to stop the train usually puts you on the tracks in front of it.
Or not watch
this, but where the trolley company doesn't bother with rails but instead just breeds people to put under the trolley, and you keep turning up to work each day to drive it.
