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more like Chapelle Drone kelly

First brat, now this... thank fuck I like music the democrats would never go near.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (6 children)

thank fuck I like music the democrats would never go near.

Never say never lathe-of-heaven

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Death Grips officially endorse Kamala Harris and hold benefit concert

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Witing for Hilldawg to crank some Extreme Noise Terror and rip a fat line

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

🏔🏔🏔hillary-contempt ❄️❄️❄️hillary-apartment 🍧🍧🍧planet-hillary

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I want Hillary Clinton to cover this

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Look, he’s a juggalo who does noise music and punches people in the face while spraying faygo at them. Hillary would be good at it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

i hear the Clipping hilldawg anthem in my nightmares

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

hillary shawty rxk too

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Chappell Roan is cool. She's pro-Palestine (turning down playing the Whitehouse over it) and caught flak this week for saying democrats and republicans are basically the same.

Also her music is gay and awesome.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

imagine my shock

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Chappell Groan

kelly

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is worse than Pokémon Go to the polls... thurston

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

P O K E

M E Ooo

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Hillary Clinton trying to be "with it" is like multiplying (or perhaps dividing thonk) by zero. No matter what she associates herself with, it's just biden-pain

And especially in this case, as the_itsb pointed out

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hillary has a new book? US elections are just a massive cash grab

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Grifting isn't just for elections anymore.

$153 million in Bill and Hillary Clinton speaking fees, documented | CNN Politics

2016

Compare them to Shohei Ohtani. He got $700m for his 10 year baseball contract. But he's worth it. He's an insanely gifted athlete. Not only is he a pitcher - he became the first player in MLB history to record 50 home runs and 50 stolen bases in a season.

I bet neither Bill nor Hillary could bat for more than ~~.050~~ .005. And if my some miracle they got on base - there's a zero percent chance they could steal. Although it would be the funniest thing in the world if they tried to.

--

Edit - I'm not a sports guy. I realized a .050 average was improbable.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

I remember when it came out that uhhh fuck, who was it, Doug Band? Some guy high up in the Clinton Foundation said, in an email, some shit about how they paid for Chelsea's wedding with Clinton Foundation funds

But of course nothing ever came of it, liberals were appeased with "uh he was lying or making it up, duh" and all anyone ever says about the emails is "buttery males" like they're still so mad "something so stupid" cost their queen the election

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

This should be in the dredge wtf

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Something Lost, Something Gained

new season of VEEP looks great

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

if she thought her fans were annoying now, wait until she meets theirs

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

And here I thought the K-hive Chappell Roan edits were going to be what broke me

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Wow this is great!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why did she say “but you know, anything’s possible”

The joke of the trend is that the person points out that they’re at an event that would be unlikely to play hot to go and then smash cut to the song being played

How did whatever social media intern that put this together misunderstand the comedy of the trend they were imitating?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

mmm I thought there was something off but I didn't know the trend well enough to say

yeah that's it

fucking idiots

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Hillary got that WAP

Women

At

Polls

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

100+ people watching this on tankietube makes me happy