It turned out Jeremy's idea of a social outing was to drive me to Highgate cemetery and proudly show me the tomb of Karl Marx.
Sounds like my kind of date. 
this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2024
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Why her instead of me
Lmao
Wow she didn't deserve it
Mr. Corbyn you need to dump that ZERO and get with a HERO (
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Me trying to date
Sounds nice but I suppose if going to a museum isn't a nice date for you then this wouldn't be either.
why couldn't it have been me
actually it is a failure of a date for the venue to be a graveyard and the content not getting drunk on fortified wine in that graveyard. if Jeremy can't be antisocial correctly i don't think we're cut out for it
we don't know that he wasn't drunk on fortified wine
god i want to be her
Uguuuu~~~~~! Corbyn senpai~~~!!!!
PLEASE ACCEPT MY FEEE~~~~~EEEELINGS!!!
yandere simulator but Jeremy Corbyn is the senpai in the Labour Party school
jus like me frreal
I would probably mention where we're going on a date before leaving. Idk