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[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

Deez beans :3

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Jelly beans. The fancy ones with many flavours like butter, apple, and cinnamon.

You'll surely have those bean flavours to talk about, if nothing else.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Make sure to pair them with the milk steak.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Chickpeas, as long as you're into that

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What the difference between black beans and chickpeas?

Iโ€™ve never had a black bean on my chest.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I heard the same joke, but replace black bean with garbanzo bean (which is another name for a chickpea). Love that joke.

[โ€“] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago

That joke but not mine?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Probably not until the end of the date.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

And only with consent

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Chickpeas

What's that even supposed to be

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Pinto, just be sure to take them with a full glass of water. And for fuck's sake, whatever you do, _if you value your life, _ DO NOT eat โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ beans or you could literally die.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Red Beans & Rice

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Black eyed peas. I'm not gonna tellya twice.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

He ain't fooling me twice no more.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Oh dear god the beans are back...

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Toe.

Toe beans will have your date swooning (albeit not for you)

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago
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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

doesn't matter as long as you know how to lick them.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Always 4 bean mix for a blind date. Something for everyone.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Kidney beans, for when she steals your kidneys.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Chole and rajma are goated

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Fucking love natto.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Navy beans and ham.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Cans and cans of baked beans. Not that English shit though.