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Literally just say “petite bourgeoisie”
Counter point: "small business" is a liberal buzzword used to demarcate a sacred part of the bourgeoisie that paradoxically takes upon positive attributes of the proletariat. To the average burger brain, a pool supply store owner is working class. Using the label "small business tyrant" directly and explicitly shines a light on the contradiction. 
RyanGosling gets ratio'd by S tier theory
Libs when you say small business tyrant: 
Libs when you say homeless tyrants: 
Haz too
Never encourage people to speak French
Petite boobs
Little boogers.
Omelette du fromage
that's all you can saaay! that's all you can saaay! that's all you can saaay!
and it's not even correct Fr*nch
vraiment!
C'est la langue de <>
on hon hon hon
C'est une langue dégeulasse et vous d'evrait j'amais utilisez.
Shit everybody be cool it's the academie du francaise! We need to flush the neologisms!
Petit bourgeoisie:
Small business tyrant:
Boater Kulak 
This is also acceptable
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't a petit bourgeois someone who has to labor alongside their workers? This is not true of all small business tyrants
That's true but the point where a business becomes profitable enough that the owner doesn't need to work anymore is usually when it's either illegitimate, or not small at all. So I don't know if the distinction is really worth making, it's kinda like multimillionaire vs capitalist. Not all multimillionaires are capitalists, but it's very rare to be one without being a capitalist.
Businesses don't really need to be that large for the owner to delegate the day to day business to a manager and sit back accumulating surplus value
It varies from industry to industry, but from my own experience I've heard of people making tens of millions who still have to pop in and drive a truck or handle a lot of paperwork if they're missing personnel for whatever reason. Even if it's not a regular thing, that would still fall under the Marxist definition of petite bourgeois.
no one knows what 'bourgeoisie' means or even how to spell it, and liberals think the word 'kulak' is an ethnic slur/genocide denial phrase, so idk what else to use
You: Literally just say "petite burgosee"
Everyone here: Petite burgo-, petite bourgo-, petite borgo-, petite burgei-, petite
etc etc
Bour: they're boring
Geo: they rule the world
Isie: spelling bourgeoisie is easy
The Mickey Mouse song works too!
B O U.... R G E... O I S I E! Bourgeoisie! (Bourgeoisie) Bourgeoisie! (Bourgeoisie) Who steals the surplus value from you and me? B O U, R G E, OISIE!
And if you aren't old as shit none of this makes sense or is helpful, so definitely listen to the above comment instead. But if you know the tune it'll make you giggle at least
actually it's good
"small business owners"
"large adult business sons"
Petit bourgeoisie?
Little Burgers?
I thought all small business tyrants were petit bourgeoisie, but not all petit bourgeoisie are small business tyrants. It's a term for the anyone ones.
Yea but you get weird looks when you call the owner of the local lawnscaping company a "fucking worthless parasite" in polite company
No one can spell that. Bogueioigieios has like ninety letters and tyrant only has seven.
Actually, you know what...
Bourgeoisie sounds too ancient to me, since it's all, yk, a descriptor for the capitalists when they were younger, revolutionary, and still somewhat medieval-derived,
Petty capitalists are more modern term to what I know...
I personally replace 'small business owners' with 'appalling jizz piss boners'
Yeah but one of them sounds like the nerd emoji and nobody likes that emoji
Nah.
Lil' booj
"extremely" no
"infantile" also no
"phrase" I guess
petty job nerd