this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly, would be a way funnier character for a sorc.

Mom was a bard, now you're going from ancient dragon to ancient dragon demanding paternity tests for back child support.

"WHO DARES AWAKEN THELDORAK THE DOOM IN EMBERS‽‽‽"

"Did you meet Rhonda about 20 years ago?"

"Oh shit you know Rhonda‽....oh.....oh damn it."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

First time I've seen an interrobang used correctly here. 10/10 would bang.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the authors barely disguised fetish

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Disguised??? She's the biggest icon in the community for it lol (and a legitimately great content creator)

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is there a way I can ask who and what you're talking about without coming off like

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

TieflingMelissa! She's a pretty significant community figure on Twitter and Twitch, great memes, nice discord server.

She's very down bad for dragons (same), but honestly she's actually pretty wholesome; her server doesn't allow explicit NSFW and she spends a lot of time helping new players learn the rules of the game.

[–] Rai 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What, don’t we all have a $1k USD bad dragon collection?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't that like.... 3 dicks?

[–] Rai 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They’re only like 100USD each!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's genuinely surprising considering the detail and... Size.

[–] Rai 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rereading my other comment, it makes absolutely zero sense now they I’m sober hahaha.

Yeah, they range from maybe 80USD to 200USD. My least expensive was about 60, my favorite was 85, and my most expensive was 140 or so! None of mine are gigantic though, mostly medium.

Neat stuff, though! When I was young and learned they existed, I was like “eww that’s crazy hahaha who would even” then one day I was like “uhhhh okay maybe though?”

All downhill from there.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

All downstairs from there.

[–] Rai 6 points 1 year ago

Okay maybe an average of 100USD per toy… yeah probably more than 1k actually you’re right oh god

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Hey whatever floats your satyr

[–] Rai 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Same.

I'm not even lonely!

[–] Rai 6 points 1 year ago

I’m married buuuuuutt

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Leate_Wonceslace 7 points 1 year ago

Tiefling Melissa

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

It plays on the backstory of Freddy Krüger. It was in the 3rd or 4th Nightmare on Elm Street movie.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Teifling Melissa