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[–] [email protected] 149 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Jokes on you, I prefer not to talk about being straight. It is one of my least cool traits.

[–] growingentropy 23 points 1 year ago

Wait, you're not making your sexuality and gender your identity?

Loser.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

You got cool traits? Must be nice…

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Being straight is not woke bro. Get some dick fr fr no cap fam ong.

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz 3 points 1 year ago

fr fr go woke or go broke

[–] [email protected] 111 points 1 year ago (4 children)

This is the future they left wants

[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism isn't just a saying, it's a lifestyle

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

No genders, no masters

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Sally forth the Queerletariat!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's also a beloved science fiction franchise.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

c/TenForward leaking

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

c/theculture is leaking

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I put Luxury before Automated so the acronym is FLAGS-C

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Without luxury and communism, you just get fully automated gay space.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Humanity is transient. If we go out by being queer and not having kids, it's better than many of the other ways.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The gay apocalypse? The cockpocalypse!

That's way more fun than zombies!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I understood that reference

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Cockblockalypse

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Isn't this basically the exact thing that happened with the "mouse utopia" project?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

If you're in the USA you don't have left anyway, it's just right and extremely right

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago

I don't think that it's forgotten I think it's a great representation of flipping the roles around. Instead of leaving out LGBTQ+ they chose to have straight be the other this time.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

People lack of imagination is the problem. You're a man into women, mark lesbian, woman into men, mark gay. Easy as that.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Who knew we were right all along back in middle school.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

So, the L word really was lesbian. Nice!!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I feel persecuted; I'm shitting and cumming in fear.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

Better than cumming shit. UTIs abound.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This one’s easy just mark gay or bisexual

[–] hemko 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There's many reasons to shit cum, and only one of them is gaying

Okay I got way too deep into thinking this and came up with 3 legitimate reasons. Either you're not man, or it was a trans woman who came in your butt. Or you were raped

Now the more questionable reasons:

  • There was cum on the floor and you fell on it
  • While pooping, a splash from toilet threw cum in your ass
  • really weird mutation
  • it's God's miracle
  • you drank cum and it wasn't digested
  • you inserted cum in your ass with syringe
  • a cumfly flew in your ass while you were naked running in forest
  • Aliens
  • You were just curious
  • Helping out bro
  • Didn't have any grass or cash
  • You were time traveling and spawned in a spot where there was cum
  • Jacking-off competition gone wild
  • Jacking-off competition in ISS and the cum just floated in your ass
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Literally exterminating straight culture

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Noooooo, my heterosexuality is being repressed! /s

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

tim pool is probably already making a video about it

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Watching the wheels turn when a straight person, upset by being forgotten, is told that this is what LGBTQ+ people are used to and have had to deal with for most of history.

chef's kiss

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Usually people like that are one reality check away from unmasking and going full-on "it's just unnatural, it's not normal and it's disgusting".

Arguing with conservatives is basically just peeling an onion full of concern baiting, sealioning, plausible deniability, and euphemisms; when you shatter their initial disenginuous line of reasoning (which may seem innocent or reasonable at first to the naked eye), they start digging into arguments that get more and more misdirected and irrational...

When you exhaust their load of fake arguments/"reasoning" that they bend at will, the ones that only exist to defend their already pre-determined position, they start to show their true colors and get into their real irrational and hateful motives for propogating their beliefs.

"Well I'm just concerned about LGBT people grooming children"... "I'm fine with the gays as long as they keep it to themselves, this cancel culture is just excessive"... "It's allowing trans people [[trans women]] in bathrooms and sports that I worry about, think of the real women who are scared and have a biological disadvantage against men"... "Biden is encouraging 8 year olds to transition, this 'transgender' thing is just a trend, pride is a ploy for corporations to make more money and you're just a tool for participating in it"... "Same-sex relations and transgenderism are a sin, I don't think their freedoms should be restricted, but I disagree with them personally, also gays have a higher rate of abusive relationships"... "Straight people [[men]] are persecuted, there's nothing made for normal people anymore and it's all catered towards the gays, it's dangerous to be straight now, I'm scared of telling someone I'm straight in case they blow up on me and call me homophobic like a blue-haired feminist"... "You shouldn't be queer in public, what if children watch it and transform into gays themselves, it's all inordinately fetishistic"... "Being queer is fucking unnatural and seeing men kissing in public is disgusting, your kind are child groomers and rapists, keep your hands off of children, you're going to Hell, stop spreading your Wokeism ideology and ruining my video games and anime, also traps aren't gay I'm straight for liking them and MHA and Konosuba and K-On and Dragon Maid are the best animes"

is about how it goes – minus the anime part, unless you're on an online anime community, lol (fascists love prepubescent anime girls a lot). They're very supportive of queer representation as long as it's exclusively in their pornography and kawaii anime, but only if you objectify and tokenize the queer characters and refuse to acknowledge their queerness, hmmm curious... what amount of Astolfo (Fate) and queer porn addicts do you think aren't raving homophobes that call feminine male, non-binary, and androgynous anime characters & actors objectifying terms and slurs while simultaneously convincing themselves that what they're doing is completely straight and that they're not sinning to the lord? It'd be a faster count than those who are I bet.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Don't even have demiromantic though, smh my head

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Should be multiple choice tho. You can be gay and asexual. Homoromantic

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Since it specifically says sexual orientation and not romantic orientation, I think asexual would be the correct answer in that situation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I wonder if that was my Alma Mater. Transylvania University has an extremely high LGBTQ population. Like well over 30% of my freshman class back in '96