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[–] hemko 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There's many reasons to shit cum, and only one of them is gaying

Okay I got way too deep into thinking this and came up with 3 legitimate reasons. Either you're not man, or it was a trans woman who came in your butt. Or you were raped

Now the more questionable reasons:

  • There was cum on the floor and you fell on it
  • While pooping, a splash from toilet threw cum in your ass
  • really weird mutation
  • it's God's miracle
  • you drank cum and it wasn't digested
  • you inserted cum in your ass with syringe
  • a cumfly flew in your ass while you were naked running in forest
  • Aliens
  • You were just curious
  • Helping out bro
  • Didn't have any grass or cash
  • You were time traveling and spawned in a spot where there was cum
  • Jacking-off competition gone wild
  • Jacking-off competition in ISS and the cum just floated in your ass