idk if zucc has a chance. ive heard elon created a new fighting style he calls “tesla style”. using this style he becomes unpredictably explosive and doesnt know when to stop
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jesus how do you lose so badly you make zuck seem mildly cool
or more realistically zuck's human pr team
How does he manage to be 100% right but still sound like a piss baby
terminal nerdistry. the prognosis was terminal but the motherfucker made a billion bucks so he's cheated the gods out of their rightful swirlys 
he will suffer in tartaros though, when his unnaturally preserved life ends 
Post was edited by a PR person with a PhD in Linguistics to make Zuck appear as non-offensive and professional as possible
Zukerberg is a copy of a human being made by linkedin users
Damn I was looking forward to mark ripping the heart out of elons chest like Indiana Jones, promptly eating it like an iguana eating a fly.
like an iguana eating a fly.
Speaking of, anyone remember that picture of Bezos eating a whole fucking lizard?
I thought iguanas were herbivores. They'll definitely smack the shit out of you with their tails though.
The most "charitable" thing these soulless husks could do is jump into a swimming pool with pockets full of cesium.
is this fucking real what world do we live in what the hell
i mean this isn't the first time the richest chuds in the world are fighting each other. Pompeii and Caesar and Crassus all fought each other after all.
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.If nothing else we got that video of musk lifting a 5 pounds while the board mock cheers him with musk not realizing he's being made fun of
I don't know what is real anymore. Surely this can't be real?
It sounds perfectly Musk, so I'm gonna assume it is.
This is what I'm
talking about
https://www.entrepreneur.com/business-news/elon-musk-goes-live-lifts-weights-in-bizarre-video/456972
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link?
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zuck is sad he cant go on a date with elon
You mean this ridiculous freakshow fight that had no chance of happening has been a ruse for attention all along?!
An alternative would've been to say "Yes" and just put a ton of cameras and an audience into the backyard as well as a dozen drones or so.
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Leave MMA to the pros: youtubers.
I hate them both
Stop giving the chodelet muskrat attention.
Nah fuck that. If he wants to get brain damage from Zucc he should be encouraged.
Nah, this thing is just too stupid/funny to ignore
They should do this, but have it be actual backyard wrestling. I wanna see Zuck put Elon through a folding table covered in thumbtacks 
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Lmao what a weenie
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