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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If someone doesn't care enough for their baby to feed it, they would simply sell their baby on the baby market to somebody with a use for it. Checkmate commies ancap-good

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hasn't some libertarian ”intellectual” said that there'd be a marketplace for children in a truly free market?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Murray Rothbard, yes. The guy who coined the term, "anarcho-capitalism."

"the purely free society will have a flourishing free market in children".

"the existence of a free baby market will bring such 'neglect' down to a minimum"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I would be very interested to know why they think that would be any better then our current adoption system. You can already give up an infant, and there's a wait list a mile long. What's going to make abusive parents suddenly realize "you know what, I should give up my baby". Because I've known a lot of uh, not great parents who just continue to have them.

To everyone's surprise, abusive pieces of shit don't really care about their victims.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Yeah but they'd care about money, and I assume the idea here is that they literally sell the babies to people who want them. With no restrictions or necessary background checks. I see no way this could possibly backfire and turn into some kind of dystopian hellscape, after all, when has that ever happened under Capitalism? \s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Real world consequences are irrelevant for libertarians, all that matters is that they come up with some answer that satisfies their absurd logic game constructs. The walking embodiments of “the means justify the ends.”

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Murray Rothbard. And he wasn’t just a “libertarian intellectual”. If libertarians had their own Five Heads, he would probably be on it.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He wasn't a libertarian intellectual because itnellect is the dump stat for libertarians.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

So is charisma and wisdom. They pump it all into luck. If they succeed due to luck, they create more libertarians saying the system works better the way they did it. If they don't succeed, well, they die poor and alone but won't be famous enough to dissuade future libertarians

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

this high margin baby futures derivatives speculative asset bubble is actually the most efficient system of distributing babies

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Used to be if you wanted to sell baby futures, you just had to invest in coal.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The company who cornered the market has a Stork for a logo

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Buy shares of Toddlr (Ticker: GAGA) today 🙃

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Libertarians cannot be parodied harder than they parody themselves.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My libertarian world view is entirely consistent. smuglord

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

It's not a contradiction if you commit

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Even capitalists would tell you that Kids are not disposable because they are “a long term investment “ hence why you have to invest in their education for the betterment of the machine.

Lolbertarians are just final stage debate pervs and have the stupidest takes because they are brave rnough to look unhinged in public

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

Kristi Noem moment.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Labour and efforts of others, eh?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Me, Satan, introducing my 2 friends at the party under a chandelier of baby skulls: "Unbridled Personal Freedom, meet Fascism." My two hands grab each other and pretend to handshake.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Heads so empty it’s like Capitalist Zen. Freed from all the rationalisations and lies. They can channel the true essence of Capitalism - nothing but pure pitiless void

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Lolbertarians:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have an iota more respect for this flavor of ghoul for at least not wasting my time with ego-defending pretenses, like liberals do

Well, not really respect so much as appreciation

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Can't we just give these guys an island? we must have another gruinard island that hasn't been decontaminated yet

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just make sure you can't land a plane there and surround it with mines

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

And bring some bears with them

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the-more-you-know today i learned:

The Dark Harvest Commando of the Scottish Citizen Army (DHC) was a militant group which in 1981 demanded that the British government decontaminate Gruinard Island, a site which had been used for anthrax weapon testing during World War II. They distributed on the mainland potentially anthrax-laden soil.[1][2]

The group identified itself as "Dark Harvest Commando" and claimed to include a "team of microbiologists from two universities" in Scotland. In a message to the Glasgow Herald, the group said they had landed on the island with the aid of local people and removed 300 lb (140 kg) of soil contaminated with anthrax spores, to be placed around the UK.[3][4]

The group placed a container of soil outside the Chemical Defence Establishment at Porton Down in Wiltshire.[5] Five days later, a second container of soil was placed at Blackpool, a resort town where the Conservative Party was holding a conference presided over by margaret-thatcher .[4] The first container was found to contain Bacillus anthracis (the causative agent of anthrax), while the second was uncontaminated but of the same soil type as found on the island.[6] At the end of the year, the group announced they would take no further action through a message pinned to the doors of the Scottish Office in Edinburgh.[4] Gruinard Island was eventually decontaminated in 1986.[4]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Harvest_Commando

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Real life anime villains

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

can somebody please explain to me how these clowns get any popularity?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think it's attractive among people who like to "debate" about "philosophy" because it's simple, and you can make "powerful" contrarian arguments. They literally think these kind of absurd arguments are super intellectually rigorous.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

so basically just edgy highschool kid mentality..

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Basically saying something controversial is the same as saying something intellectual.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

taking meth to stay awake while reading Oliver Twist, siding with removedin.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

human nature understanders at their peak

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Thinking about that quote someone posted about how it's the fate of every ruling class to throroughly and completely embarass itself, and applying that to ruling ideologies