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    Debian Thong (lemmy.zip)
    submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
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    This is real

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    [–] Olap@lemmy.world 142 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I'd apt remove these

    [–] cygnus@lemmy.ca 158 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    You have insufficient privileges to perform this operation.

    [–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 90 points 1 year ago 
    This incident will be reported.
    [–] stembolts@programming.dev 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    sudo !!

    [–] snekmuffin 71 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

    [–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 18 points 1 year ago

    I calmly remove my USB labeled β€œoh shit” from my pocket, insert it, and reboot.

    [–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

    doas -cHad apt remove

    [–] 0110010001100010@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    sudo apt remove

    [–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    You need to make sure you always use the "+consent" flag. Never move forward without it.

    [–] mexicancartel 4 points 1 year ago

    Yes, do as I say!

    [–] Murdoc@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Or the classic: who | grep -i blonde | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep

    [–] CosmicTurtle0 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    I like how you wrote this so that if the command fails, it continues with the rest.

    [–] Murdoc@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    Not mine, it's an oldie. πŸ™‚

    [–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago

    Not my bit, but still horny.

    [–] Emma_Gold_Man 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Tell me you're bi without telling me you're bi

    [–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

    You made me wet!

    [–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 78 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Now we need an Arch tampon for the bleeding edge

    [–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 16 points 1 year ago

    That's already a thing. It goes without saying, but you have to build from source.

    [–] JurassicPork@lemmy.one 8 points 1 year ago

    OK.....I had a good chuckle at that one 🍻

    [–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago

    Do you have to build it yourself from source?

    [–] RonnyZittledong@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    My junk would probably fall out of those but they look comfortable

    [–] Mango@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

    Lock it up!

    [–] ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago

    Does it also come in ladies sizes?

    [–] nfsu2@feddit.cl 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    My floppy disk is now a hard disk.

    [–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

    I'm sure you will run faster

    [–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

    It is more aerodynamic that way

    [–] oo1@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

    it's in a solid state

    [–] willya@lemmyf.uk 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

    Lady in the streets and a Debian the sheets.

    [–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

    I here it makes a good gift

    [–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    This is the entire debian-official Tumblr, summed up in one photo.

    [–] huskypenguin@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago

    Wow. What am I reading.

    [–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Damn straight... or actually not. Keep the normies out I say. 1000012885

    [–] Amputret 21 points 1 year ago

    Debian does Dallas?

    [–] WeirdGoesPro 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Well I’m hard.

    [–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago

    hello hard, i'm fest

    [–] seaQueue@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

    That looks like it can support so much femboy junk

    [–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Typical Linux user.

    [–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    $ tar -xzvf thong.tar.gz -C ~/package/

    [–] oo1@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

    D-pkg

    [–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

    chmod -R 777

    [–] Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

    Needs a NSFW tag! Soooo sexy!

    [–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

    ubuntu would be entire pants (or trousers if youre british)

    [–] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

    Is there a red hat under that?

    [–] robocall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

    Why is Debian the only distro with thongs available? I want an Ubuntu thong!

    [–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

    Of course it’s real. It’s absolutely the sort of shit you find in your local queer community’s pants

    [–] Pacmanlives@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

    Can’t wait to inspect that source code

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