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It's the dunk tank.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I’ve been in and around politics for many years, and even among liberals, I’ve almost always been one of the most liberal people in the room.

Lmao fuckin loser

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

just want to point out to our esteemed lurkers some of the technical aspects that make this a GOOD post: post itself is a screenshot, easy preview click to see what it's about. archive link and original link included in the body. this is how it's done, folks

I admit most of the time I'm too lazy to do the screenshot for easy preview

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

The screenshot makes a big difference tho. Thanks for pointing this out. As a former reddit lurker who wants to be engaged on lemmy, I appreciate your tips

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I'm not voting for a lich who doubled Trump's deportation numbers and let all the covid benefits expire, morally and practically it's nonsensical to vote in national elections

You wanna vote, vote only local and state

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Hell of a fucking statement right here:

What about everything supporters of Bernie Sanders have found so thrilling about the Vermont senator’s vision of the future, from universal health care to free college? It’s true Biden was never going to deliver that, but to be honest, neither would Sanders had he been elected president.

Motherfucker, then why bother? If nothing ever gets delivered then why should I give a fuck? What's the point?

I won't vote for the Republican oppositon but I actively hope Biden loses.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I'm going to clue you in on a secret. 2020 election? That was child's play compared to what's coming. The 2024 election is the MOST IMPORTANT election of our lives! The fate of democracy is at stake!!

(be prepared to dust off this statement every four years)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why bother with cancer treatment if you know you're eventually going to die anyway, hmmmm?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dumb analogy, but ok.

If the treatment isn't doing shit, why continue to take the treatment?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Oh I meant Bernie was the treatment, as in they're drawing a false equivalence between trying to do something good and running into difficulties vs just completely giving up.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

It's a pretty sad state of affairs when the "liberal" candidate is an 80 year old corporatist who's biggest selling point is "at least he's not trump".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Imagine framing Biden's efforts on student loans as 'aggressive'. Aggressive like a toothless dog chewing on a shoe.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I honestly never got an explanation for what happened here

I’m sure libs will say it’s shopped though

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

The horny took over his lizard brain when Jill's fingers got too close to his face.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh god oh fuck he's gonna start sniffing hair next.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

"Welp, I proposed it, knowing full well it wouldn't pass. What more can I do?"

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

During his last campaign, Biden said anarchists should be prosecuted. He's not getting anything from me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

"It's been four years, and your arguments in favor of Biden are the same as before he was elected. Ask your party for a less shitty candidate, if harm reduction is your goal."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (5 children)

But I don't want a pony.

I want communism.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Under communism, we have a pony.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Obama's first term was disappointing. His second term was abhorrent.

Crazy how term limits change a politician's incentives to behave.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Honestly, I made it my policy a long time ago that I don't vote for war-criminals, which leaves me 'spoiled' for choice.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Translation: “please for the love of god go canvass for us again based on your fear of fascism while we ignore everyone but centrists. None of our base actually does it and all the grassroot orgs we need to win are progressives”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

It's an article literally saying that "leftists can push Biden to the left" while pointing to these accomplishments as proof:

[Biden's administration] embraced massive government intervention to stave off the worst economic impacts, including handing millions of families monthly checks (by expanding the child tax credit), giving all kids in public schools free meals, boosting unemployment insurance and extending health coverage to millions.

All of those policies were temporary and have now expired. Truly the most progressive president since LBJ.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hate this shit. He's your fucking guy. You "work your heart out", asshole

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

He's not capable of being the guy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I CAN FIX HIM biden-alert

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

maybe-later-kiddo anakin-padme-1 "In a president's second term, they don't need to cater to public approval and can make bold changes!"

bloomer anakin-padme-2 "Great! Biden will do good things then, right?"

maybe-later-kiddo anakin-padme-3

doomer anakin-padme-4 "Biden will do good things then... right?"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Excellent emoji use chefs-kiss

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

no votes for anybody that supported sending the child de-limbing bombs to ukraine.

i'm only conforming to the International Community™️'s own goddamn treaties on this shrug-outta-hecks you want my vote don't flaunt international law, simple as.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If he pays me the $1,200 he owes me then I'll think about it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

No no no… you misunderstood. They meant something something something else. /s

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Joe Biden is going to write me a $2000 check

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