Murdering wildlife and blowing up planets.

Violation of aviation laws, murder, unlicenced posession of high explosives, and initiation of murderous chicken attacks. (TOTK)

not slaying the princess I guess.

Sonic Adventure

• property damage
• animal abduction
• petty theft
• fishing without a license
• treasure hunting without a license.

Killing hundreds of zombies, skeletons, creepers, and Illagers, not so I can save the villagers they wrongly imprisoned, but so I can get that one specific gilded sword.

Trying to commit a hostile takeover by having my company's employees fistfight their company's employees in the town square.

Trespassing - have to catch that pokemon for Pokemon Go.

Murdering zombies with plants.

One could say it's zombies vs. plants!

removing the stairs on the pool, and let my sims cant get ou tof the pool till they die (the sims)

I am getting called a hero! Other than that orbital strike I called down on my entire squad….

Inappropriate construction of a factory.

(Satisfactory)

Aiding a cartel in smuggling illicit goods

Growing produce and processing various materials down into oxygen.

Stacking blocks and clearing lines.

Blackmail. You can have your "shorts" back after I win first place at the town fair.

Obliterating the natural resources of a small island for a couple of golden walnuts

Blasting a bunch of bad guys in Rainbow 6: SMOL…

Breaking and entering, vandalism (not my fault, ghosts are dicks), and possibly framed for murder (again, ghosts are dicks).

Aggressively realistic HEMA reenactments

Shooting people with ink until they explode violently

Driving my mostly broken car badly as the door pops open when I shift into drive.

I don't know... Majonging?

Highly unsafe shipbuilding practices (Spiritfarer)

Solving puzzles as a robot (Talos Principle 2). That's probably illegal in Alabama (using your brain and not having a human body).

Caving a green wyvern skull in with my big hammer that I made of the bones and flesh of another

Unlawful harvesting of jellyfish? Dave the Diver.

Building without a permit

Intergalactic genocide

Murder of two mercenary teams using arrow carts, balistas and magic weapons while they siege my castle with catapults and trebuchets (World vs World mode of Guild Wars 2).

I haven't played any games for quite a while. I don't remember...

Using remote control toy cars to crush children’s dreams. And being bad at Karaoke.

Throwing bombs from my go-cart at other people on go-carts does sound rather reckless!

Locking my child in a chest in the basement until he dies

Do porn games on an old android count?

Various Building code violations, possession of dangerous chemicals, Code violations concerning nuclear reactors, unauthorized mining. Possibly poaching wildlife. Minecraft: All The Mods 9. I'm not very far into it yet, so there's probably a lot of stuff coming on top of that soon.

Stopping some guys who are Definitely Not Team Rocket from harassing and capturing some creatures that are Definitely Not Pokemon.

Time travel and monster slaying? Also, staging a coup against the immortal emperor.

Guilty of killing a prince that had become to become a giant toad due to a curse.

(Witcher 3)

Heresy. Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader.