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Like would a Spanish flu level pandemic do it? How many bodies gotta drop before they're scared into masking

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago (2 children)

if covid made ya dick small

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

wow I'm never wearing a mask again

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

tbh I don't think even that would work, they would blame "woke" food additives or something in the water

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

chuds would 100% blame "the jab"

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Visible grossness. Boils, hives, rashes, as a result of infection.

People really start to give a shit when that's a factor.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

especially with conservatives prospensity to fear and disgust reactions

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

There's a tickborne disease that makes you allergic to red meat. Imagine if covid did that.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Actual punishment (including enforcement) for not masking or using a bogus mask, that's all it would take

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

My mother always said that if people bled from their eyes or had massive losses of weight it might work. Might.

I kind of see what she means, but I think they’d kill us all for the economy rather than shut down again.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The problem with covid is that its effects are delayed: My relatives don't understand that asymptomatic spread means that they're contagious before they have symptoms, don't understand that even if their covid feels "very mild", they can still get long covid, etc. People don't correlate covid's effects with covid itself because it's not on the timeline they expect for a respiratory virus.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

massive losses of weight

gut feeling is this would only entice people

Bleeding from the all the orifices seems like a surer bet.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

State apparatus forcing them to mask

shut down their mouthpieces, take control of their social media, flood everything with actual scientific fact

would erase most of them, the final few die-hards can uh

die hard

:D

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, you'd need to social body to hold them in disgust for no masking.

See how WW1 gas mask requirements basically killed the Western beard style of the time for a generation or two (with being clean shaven still seen as being more professional)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Which is ironic because shaving my beard is like the one covid precaution i absolutely refuse to take

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I think if covid gave you guaranteed dysentery/norovirus levels of shitting yourself for several days there would be a lot less anti maskers

Death alone won't work because these people refuse to believe they can die or suffer long term health consequences

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Know a guy that was laid up for a couple weeks from Covid and I don't think it changed his mind on vaccines.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But was he explosive shitting every hour on the hour? I think feeling terrible or even almost dying isn't enough. It needs to be shitting everywhere all the time uncontrollably

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Shitting on everything, everywhere, all at once

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Tell them AI powered cameras are selling their facial data directly to Putin

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

If Covid made you transition.

I would just tell chuds I'm masking up to hide from the deep state.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

As others have mentioned, law enforcement might be the only solution, but it could just be added fuel for "the goverman wants to silence us." Also considering the fact that a non-trivial section of law enforcement officers are anti-maskers makes this even more difficult considering the fact that close contact with a cop is inevitable in America.

Anti-masking is just another symptom of the whole host of problems that plagues a scientifically illiterate USA.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I feel like there are so many problems in the US that are impossible to fix without creating an entirely new kind of law enforcement because the current ones are vehemently opposed to any sort of good thing happening

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

It's more than just scientific illiteracy. It's just that Amerikkka's reactionaries are extremely (and selectively of course) liberal.

They might know it's the right thing to do, but to the Amerikkkan eyes, that is what makes it all the more fun to rebel against.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

i want a reusable mask with replaceable filters but idk which ones work for viruses like covid. but i also worry how other people would react to me looking like a post apocalyptic raider, they freak out enough when i wear a paper or fabric mask. sometimes i kinda wish i lived somewhere with more gun control or a less toxic culture so that i could wear straps and pouches and stuff without people thinking i'm a terrorist, i'm just a dork that wants to dress like a futuristic ninja.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A lot of these people went out and committed crimes during the pandemic and would not wear masks, even when masks would have helped in evading recognition by security cameras and the police. Pettiness or personal inconvenience or a skewed cost benefit analysis may not be the real problem: they're polarized in a completely opposite direction from us, and at their worst, they actively seek to harm society and the people in it.

From what I have gathered in conversations over the years, during the next pandemic, if and when a biological threat emerges that is severe enough that we will actually have to mandate masks or vaccination or quarantine, that many will start shooting or committing other acts of stochastic terrorism, or interfere with public health in other malicious ways. I've heard enough threats amounting to the same already. A lot of them are far fucking gone, and only going to get worse.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Minor legal penalties. They are little babies.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Alberta fired their Premier over this, and replaced him with somebody who would waive the minor legal penalties.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

lol sounds about right

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

A disease that causes direct and obvious harm to themselves if they don't mask.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Like mass shootings or other disasters, the rich and their families and children have to be affected. If they’re free from all consequences, there will be no policy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wealthier, whiter, suburbaner schools are more likely to have mass shootings than poorer schools. So even when they are affected, this cursed country is incapable of doing anything about it.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

China going anti-mask

Telling them that nobody can hear them say slurs if they wear a mask

The inevitable dustbowl when desertification hits its stride

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Simple, fines and arrest. When you make things inconvenient and uncomfortable for a hog, they fall in line. Think about what makes people wear a seatbelt. Hogs don't think deeply, they just do what they feel. But if their choice becomes painful, they comply. Things like this that don't have any clear ideology and aren't exactly a huge inconvenience are easy to enforce. But if you have a clear identity and or project that has real material consequences and the state suppresses it, there will be a lot of resistance.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Stitch some quartz crystals to the sides of N95s, add a drop of essential oil, and market the masks as protection from negative energy and airborne vaccines. Rewrite the instructions to be a magic ritual that requires full coverage of the mouth and nose to complete the seal against evil

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Like would a Spanish flu level pandemic do it?

Just looking at the Wikipedia pages for each pandemic, the Spanish Flu is "generally accepted" to have killed 25 to 50 million people. The Wikipedia page for COVID-19 cites a 2022 The Economist article that estimates 18.2 to 33.5 million death toll for the COVID-19 pandemic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_flu

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COVID-19_pandemic

https://www.economist.com/graphic-detail/coronavirus-excess-deaths-estimates

The COVID-19 pandemic is the 5th most deadly epidemic/pandemic in human history.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_epidemics_and_pandemics#By_death_toll

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Of course, the world population was probably less than a quarter of what it is now, so a higher percentage defintely died. Probably because of the relatively crappy health care at the time

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

50% of the US population dying of COVID might do it, but they also might blame it on 5G.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

don't the actual minutiae of how the spanish flu was handled give pretty good lessons on this? from what i remember people posting a few years ago, there were similar kinds of measures put in place by municipalities and similar kinds of responses.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure there was an article that was like "covid literally shrinks your balls" so i honestly dont think anything will

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I don’t know. So much about the anti-mask / anti-vax stuff is so irrational, I have a hard time figuring it out.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

For the US, you pretty much have to go all-in on calling Covid a Chinese bioweapon, and I'm not talking about speeches, but things like getting the military to wear masks in order to safeguard them from an alleged bioweapon. You need a lot of "top scientists and intelligence officers have proven without a shadow of a doubt Covid came from a Chinese lab as a bioweapon" and US representatives pontificating in the UN on how China needs to pay reparations for loss of life due to Covid. The atmosphere of the country needs to be that of already being at war with China with Covid being a massive Chinese biological attack. In this context, not wearing a mask means trafficking with the enemy that the US is at war with and thus, a sign of betrayal. And even with this, I don't think most GOP presidents could pull it off, let along a Democrat president. But Trump? Yeah, I think he could pull it off.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

it could be an airborne and highly contagious fatal hyperherpes that causes your penis to literally burst into flame before killing you and most of the right would still not mask up

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

A staple gun

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

spit in their mouths

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Make them believe that the woke commies don't want them to mask, because long COVID weakens the vigor of Amerika.

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