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[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hot take: Frosty did nothing wrong; the children traumatized themselves by dressing him only in a hat and scarf.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Hot take

Intended or not, nice pun 😁

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did they…. Did they kill him by removing the hat?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't think removing the hat would kill him. It would probably just put him in a dormant state, from which he would wake up whenever they put the hat back on. They definitely 100% killed him by burning the hat though.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

They definitely 100% killed him by burning the hat though.

They hope!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Easy fix, just make a snow woman!

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Nah, you don't want an introduced species to start breeding. Without any natural predators to keep them in check, their population would snowball out of control.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Without any natural predetors

Sir, may I introduce you to the little province called "The entire Sun"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Leaving rats in Antarctica didn't populate the continent with cold resistant rodents. Not all introduced species become invasive.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I prefer Jess.

I was building on the previous comment as well as yours because I agree with your point. Just like how ice based species won't take over warm areas, species adapted to warm environments wouldn't take over the south pole if left there. They'd die before they could adapt or evolve.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Another potentially unintended but appreciated pun :)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

‘Could you tell me one more time how you got frostbite on your penis?’

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

that's how they figured out they're not gay.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I don't get it, why wasn't the carrot on his face when he came to lif- oh. Never mind.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Traumatized orange so much he lost his pocket.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

oh no nudity so traumatising