TragicNotCute

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s a masturbation joke.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

When are going to decide as a society that enough is enough? We don’t want to play dice with you anymore Ellen!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

First of all, sounds like a great time, thanks for sharing.

Secondly, I was so confused reading this post. I went back and forth between Aussie and American until the very end. For any other dumb Americans, WA is Western Australia, not Washington :P

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

But it doesn’t cross the blood brain barrier so it doesn’t really do me much good.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

[email protected]

There are literally 10’s of us.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

Uh, isn’t that what this is?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Yup. Every time I’ve visited it’s been very busy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A wild read, thanks for sharing. A particular excerpt I thought was interesting:

For decades, certain new commanders of the Air Force’s most classified programs, as part of their induction briefings, would be handed a piece of paper with a photo of what looked like a flying saucer. The craft was described as an antigravity maneuvering vehicle. 

The officers were told that the program they were joining, dubbed Yankee Blue, was part of an effort to reverse-engineer the technology on the craft. They were told never to mention it again. Many never learned it was fake. Kirkpatrick found the practice had begun decades before, and appeared to continue still. The defense secretary’s office sent a memo out across the service in the spring of 2023 ordering the practice to stop immediately, but the damage was done.

Insane that they systematically gaslight their best and brightest, and for what? Giggles?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Just repeat after me:

is this loss?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Well have you ever gotten a banner of that size printed at Kinkos? In FULL COLOR mind you?! We had to use it!

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 weeks ago

A teenager was just shot to death in her home for existing and that’s your reaction? Bruh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In my head it was “collectible”. Shoulda included the quotes.

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Mzungu (en.wikipedia.org)
 

I went to a hospital recently to visit a friend and needed to buy lunch while I was there. I purchased a premade chicken Caesar salad in a package for $7.50.

I walk back to where I’m staying and realize the salad has everything except the dressing. It’s literally lettuce, chicken, croutons, and a bit of cheese.

I say fuck this because it’s hardly even a Caesar salad at this point, and I go back to buy something else. That’s when I realize, they do have dressing, but it’s sold separately and it’s a fucking $1.00.

A big deal? No. Infuriating? YES.

 

I saw another 2000 song posted and the op wasn’t immediately killed. It’s a bop though.

 

Think of all the things you could put in those numerous tiny pockets.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 

For anyone who doesn’t “get it”, I’m not promising this series will make sense or even be funny. Garfield without Garfield is amusing (sometimes), so I wondered about Calvin and Hobbes, but how it might be in reality. Hobbes will only ever appear as a stuffed animal and will not be mentioned by name.

I'm working through “Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat” and will be including the page number in the title (at least until I get bored of this).

You can find the full book in PDF form here: https://ia801007.us.archive.org/1/items/3.yukonho/9.%20Homicidal%20Psycho%20Jungle%20Cat.pdf

The page numbers I'm using as reference don't quite line up because I'm using a physical book as reference, but it's pretty close.

Hope you...enjoy?

 
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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 

You’re H.S. Too, so don’t forget it!

 

I find these videos super interesting and cool to watch and this is the best/longest of all the ones I've ever seen. Hope you enjoy it too

 

They build a 25 meter tall tower out of wooden sticks over the course of four days and then make it all collapse. I thought it was pretty cool.

 

Of course we all know that gmers are ruining society and our children and well pretty much anything they touch (grass seems to be safe though LOL). But why don't more people understand and support our cause? You may not be aware (god bless you if you are) of a series of gmes called "diablos". The newest in the series came out recently and people can't stop talking about it. They are literally teaching our children to devil worship and no one seems to care.

To make things more concerning, the first "season" of diablos 4 is supposed to start on July 20th. I'm not even sure what that means, but it sounds terrifying. I wonder if the trees will somehow turn satanic or maybe something with the water. Anyone have any predictions about what this means for us god fearing folk?

god bless


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