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HOLLYWOOD Hills was in mourning this cold morning after beloved artist from revolutionary R&B group N.E.R.D Pharrell Williams was shot by police after engaging in a deadly shootout at his mother’s home. According to witnesses who were at the scene during the time of the incident recall hearing an elderly woman’s cries for help “she was saying help my son my son is not himself. She was pleading and he wasn’t listening.” On the ground our reporters interviewed the mother’s caretaker who told us “I tried to talk to him many times but he would always ignore me and then run up to me and stare me down. He would complain all the time about his mother ‘when are you going to die’ he used to ask her, ‘I want this house this is my house get out’ and she would walk away from her chair with defeat in her heart and then cry herself to sleep. Such horror.”

Police said Pharrell was screaming “you here for mom? You here for my mom? I hope you can save her (starts laughing) fuck my mom” and then started shooting at the police. Pharrell was shot multiple times and was pronounced dead at the scene. A toxicology report is due once the autopsy has concluded. Former friends and colleagues are shocked but also appalled at his behavior. Notable artists such as David Guetta “condemns” his “old friends” actions and says “how can you kill your own mother! Sick!” Notorious rapper Tyler, The Creator who had a close relationship with the deceased star was emotionally distraught and tweeted “you don’t know what the mom was like so I don’t want to see anyone defending her. Fuck her.”

Content creators all over YouTube are sounding off today after James Rolfe, also known as the Angry Video Game Nerd, uploaded a video takedown of the wars in Ukraine and Palestine. This video comes as a shock to most as Rolfe is not usually known for his political takes but in the video he claims "[it's] important to do what's right, even if it's hard." Fan favorites such as Inspector Gadget and Shit Pickle also made appearances in the video, although the motivation behind that decision is unknown.

Mike Matei, former producer of the show, had this to say: "Yeah, James was always one of those guys who was secretly left-wing but I didn't think he'd ever act on it. I got off the phone with him pretty recently and I'm worried. He just kept screaming about how the burger watchese are saying slava Israeli, just total nonsense. I hope he gets the help he needs."

Youtube has refused to comment at the time of publication. We will keep you updated as the story unfolds.

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