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HOLLYWOOD Hills was in mourning this cold morning after beloved artist from revolutionary R&B group N.E.R.D Pharrell Williams was shot by police after engaging in a deadly shootout at his mother’s home. According to witnesses who were at the scene during the time of the incident recall hearing an elderly woman’s cries for help “she was saying help my son my son is not himself. She was pleading and he wasn’t listening.” On the ground our reporters interviewed the mother’s caretaker who told us “I tried to talk to him many times but he would always ignore me and then run up to me and stare me down. He would complain all the time about his mother ‘when are you going to die’ he used to ask her, ‘I want this house this is my house get out’ and she would walk away from her chair with defeat in her heart and then cry herself to sleep. Such horror.”

Police said Pharrell was screaming “you here for mom? You here for my mom? I hope you can save her (starts laughing) fuck my mom” and then started shooting at the police. Pharrell was shot multiple times and was pronounced dead at the scene. A toxicology report is due once the autopsy has concluded. Former friends and colleagues are shocked but also appalled at his behavior. Notable artists such as David Guetta “condemns” his “old friends” actions and says “how can you kill your own mother! Sick!” Notorious rapper Tyler, The Creator who had a close relationship with the deceased star was emotionally distraught and tweeted “you don’t know what the mom was like so I don’t want to see anyone defending her. Fuck her.”

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

RIP Pharrell deeper-sadness I will be playing Happy all day in his honor

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

God damnit! I read the whole damn thing before I realized the community name.