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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (4 children)

After the untimely explosive diarrhea death of that dumb bitch, FakeNews is accepting applications for a freelance journalist

Send your resume and a sample article directly to a trashcan for consideration

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Removed Comment Yessir, Mr. Carlson! chavez-salute by Pluto [he/him, he/him]

reason: Pluto isn't a planet

but you're a fakenews mod, so clearly this means you think pluto is a planet

checkmate, GayTuckerCarlson

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Can I be a moderator pls powercry-1 I promise to abuse my powers

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fakenews doesn't hire women

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

NOOOOO

gonna do self transphobia to myself so i can get hired smh

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

She died as she lived, on the toilet

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Hexbear in mourning

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Skibidi toilet?!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I won't speak ill of the dead but imagine dying lol skill issue

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Imagine imagining.

clueless

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

I died too and ran into her in hell and she was having a ball with His Dark Majesty, so nobody should be concerned, she's doing okay

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

can i have her mod position? i want to post fake news

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Guess I'll subscribe to fake news; I'm sure it's accurate.

clueless

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Noooo not the fancy dog user

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Fa Kenews will never be the same. Float on!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Cooking Italian with Joe is shutting down because its view counts and olive oil sales have suddenly cratered overnight. Joe's family is moving back to his native Greece.