badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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A cute litle hehehehe or hohohoho. Hahaha(jajaja)s if you can get em

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Bush’s baked beans

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Bean appétit

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"Dr. House!" Said the mean boss lady of doctors, "How are our patients supposed to call us if you keep eating our staff phone!"

Hot doctor walked in and laughed "Oh Dr. House, you really are a stinker!"

Dr. House started ringing, but no one could answer the call because it was inside the House

Also he was dead because eating a phone is fatal.

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Are you all having some kind of party that I'm not invited to or something? I mean, it would be nice to be at least invited doggirl-cry

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you’ve barely touched your hamburger cake

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Anyone shorking it? (hexbear.net)
submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by Edie@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
 

blahaj

hexshork

transshork-happy

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It's got Kings, Queens, and Jonklers joker-dancing

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Try it with your colleagues for instant rapport

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Is it foam that's suitable for people on a vegan diet, foam excreted from a vegan, or both somehow?

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haters will deny this

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The vine boom sfx. That's me farting too

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
 
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An original one at that

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You know the

bwaaaaaa

Noise that they use in movie trailers and stuff

It's actually a recording of me farting. I'm a famous fouley artist. I will be signing profiles for the next three minutes

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You're also showing your anti-white racism. I WILL report you to the mods.

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:obama: uhhhhhhhhhhhh Royal Vizier

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:obama: uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't oversteer

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:obama: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh william shakespeare

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