badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Earth is actually a hourglass filled with hourgas. I won't explain

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everyone is telling me "your supposed to have bad takes, this is a good take". its really hurting my self worth

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its rude to exclude

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Madurai: Eighteen hours, eight bean varieties and 86 hard working persons. That is all what went into the making of a jumbo 1,121.6 kg bean salad.

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Guess we know why Stavvy left the pod.

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is this anything?!

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Just visit my site please

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Summer 2024 posting

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Oh? c/goodposting? (hexbear.net)
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Didnt you get an access code ? I guess you didnt sign up for Hexbear Prime sans-troll

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[Natalie Wynn]

"In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of Genocide is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so."

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When a liberal is abused, he says, ‘Thank God they didn’t beat me.’ When he is beaten, he thanks God they didn’t kill him. When he is killed, he will thank God that his immortal soul has been delivered from its mortal clay.

(Liberals and their own gov't)

The Government’s Falsification of the Duma and the Tasks of the Social-Democrats

Now in the West, they'd blame China while they die.

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Every morning when I wake up I got burger on my mind

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I am looking for a [she/her, comrade/comrade she/her, it/its she/her, they/them] willing to call out Zohran as the capitulator that he is. I play tic-tac-toe with Joe Biden every week, hoping to get good enough to punish him for his centrist play-style. The only theory I read was Bukharin and Trotsky so I can properly describe how Stalin was a flip-flopping centrist. And I am still trying to find a way to organize in Wisconsin, while rightly denouncing the Sewer Socialists as reactionary.

I am tired of Dheng Xiaoping, I like Piña Coladas and Supporting Castro in the rain. I am the niche tendency you hoped for come with me and escape to the autonomous region of Antarctica.

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(Asking for a friend)

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